The list should look like:
1. Saban - He's a proven champion..... until he loses his "Edge"
2-6 Fisher, Malzahn, Mullen, Orgeron, Smart (alphabetical order) They've shown they can coach at a championship level but they have more often shown they can make a boneheaded move that keeps them from the ring
7-9 Drinkwitz, Pittman, Pruitt (alphabetical order) They are like 3 year old race horses in January, they all look like they have the tools, strong pedigrees and give their fans enormous optimism but haven't proven anything yet.....good or bad
10-13 Kiffin, Leach, Muschamp, Stoops (alphabetical order) They are like the crazy blond from college, they have something about them that's really appealing, and there are going to be some really fun moments but in the end they will break your heart and your friends will make fun of you.
14 Mason - The only reason he's a head coach in the SEC is because it's at Vandy, and Andy can't get anything better.