Latest Coronavirus - Yikes

[VolStrom]

I figure the crowd will be even thinner tomorrow so I might panic buy more meat tomorrow.

Screw toilet paper, I've seen my dogs drag their ass across the yard. Figure I could do the same.

My dog is still young enough to be able and do a reach around to his butt and lick it, unfortunately I'm going to have to do it the old fashioned way with what's left of the TP.

 

[hog88]

Watch out for any Pampas grass. It will cut you.

Dude my yard almost looks like a putting green. And by almost I mean a green at an inner city par 3 course.

 

[VolStrom]

Watch out for any Pampas grass. It will cut you.

Spoken like a true 50's child!

 

[1972 Grad]

Dude my yard almost looks like a putting green. And by almost I mean a green at an inner city par 3 course.

Watch out for thistles then. I pray to God you don't have a Sweet Gum tree.

 

[evillawyer]

 

[luthervol]

Actually your post is a vague attempt to dismiss the question. How did the country-the Fed- and the media react to the last health epidemic/declared health emergency??? We know the answer, over 1000 Americans died prior to the declaration-and the media wasn't getting loose bowels over it-24/7. No, something is wrong with this situation, is it really about the numbers???

Did the last one have a thread in the PF before it ever even appeared in the US?
A thread that showed people in China being taken off the streets?
Teams of people in hazmat suits walking down streets with fumigators?
Hospitals being built in days?
An entire city being put in quarantine?

 

[1972 Grad]

Sorry for getting your hopes up.

 

[VolStrom]

I heard the collective groan before you posted the news. I'm certain you're heartbroken.

 

[hjeagle1vol]

Dragon Blood

 

[JCP201]

He's an old guy and been around people who have had it. This actually is comforting for those of us who have stubborn elderly loved ones, who won't stay home.

 

[lawgator1]

Thank God he's negative. It would really set off a panic I think if he got sick.

 

[Orange_Crush]

 

[volinsd]

Okay I believe you. Where do the raw ingredients come from?

The base ingredient is crystals from pigs I think in their intestines....may be wrong on the spot but its coming from pigs. The crystals are formulated with other stuff and makes different acting insulin.

 

[0nelilreb]

Watch out for thistles then. I pray to God you don't have a Sweet Gum tree.

All sweet gum trees should rot in hell . ( IMO )

 

[37L1]

Dragon Blood

All the disappointed libs:

 

[1972 Grad]

All sweet gum trees should rot in hell . ( IMO )

The seed pods that they drop should be illegal. I could just see Hog scooting his ass across a patch of those. He would pray for the Coronavirus to take him out.

 

[hog88]

All sweet gum trees should rot in hell . ( IMO )

They’re as irritating and useless as a liberal.

 

[0nelilreb]

The seed pods that they drop should be illegal. I could just see Hog scooting his ass across a patch of those. He would pray for the Coronavirus to take him out.

Not the old , dead , dull , brown ones . Those fresh spiked green bastards that I always find when I’m bare foot .

 

[hog88]

The seed pods that they drop should be illegal. I could just see Hog scooting his ass across a patch of those. He would pray for the Coronavirus to take him out.

I’m just going to use these leaves off this vine on the side of my house. There’s 3 of them leaves together so it’s convenient.

 

[VolnJC]

Well why everyone was hiding in their bunkers....sitting on their 1000 rolls of TP. Netflixing and chilling...we visited an alpaca farm and my son got to see a shearing demo and how fleece is spun....went out to eat....added my new medallions to my hiking stick and scraped a dead armadillo out of the road.... Hopefully the mass hibernation will continue for awhile I'm enjoying the space....booked some rooms tonight for our Route 66 trip next month

 

[0nelilreb]

I’m just going to use these leaves off this vine on the side of my house. There’s 3 of them leaves together so it’s convenient.

Make sure they are alive , I heard the sap is really good for your skin complexion .

 

[hog88]

Make sure they are alive , I heard the sap is really good for your skin complexion .

I figure it’ll be like aloe

 

[UT_VOLS13]

All sweet gum trees should rot in hell . ( IMO )

and pine trees

 

[0nelilreb]

Well why everyone was hiding in their bunkers....sitting on their 1000 rolls of TP. Netflixing and chilling...we visited an alpaca farm and my son got to see a shearing demo and how fleece is spun....went out to eat....added my new medallions to my hiking stick and scraped a dead armadillo out of the road.... Hopefully the mass hibernation will continue for awhile I'm enjoying the space....booked some rooms tonight for our Route 66 trip next month

You were probably more in danger of catching something from that nasty armadillo than anything else you guys did today .

 

[UT_VOLS13]

You were probably more in danger of catching something from that nasty armadillo than anything else you guys did today .

Armadillo is actually pretty good.