Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

[bignewt]

Did you slap her around and tell her she didn't want to know what would happen if she did it again? And then tell her to go make you a sandwich?

damn hoss, you need a dog.

 

[InVOLuntary]

damn hoss, you need a dog.

Nah, that would be cruel.

 

[quadlee21]

damn hoss, you need a dog.

Nah, that would be cruel.

So last week Newt was triggered over your thoughts on leaving a dog outside to roam free. This week he tells you that you need a dog to slap around instead of your woman. lol I am going have to get one of his books and read it. Thats one twisted mind. haha

 

[engineerVOL]

Pruitt been eating good....

Coach Puddin’!

 

[InVOLuntary]

So last week Newt was triggered over your thoughts on leaving a dog outside to roam free. This week he tells you that you need a dog to slap around instead of your woman. lol I am going have to get one of his books and read it. Thats one twisted mind. haha

Actually that goes back to when he broke his wife's hip by pushing her down, i mean her accidentally falling onto the lawnmower.

Don't get me started on his choices of beer.

 

[engineerVOL]

Actually that goes back to when he broke his wife's hip by pushing her down, i mean her accidentally falling onto the lawnmower.

Don't get me started on his choices of beer.

That’s a lot to unpack before 8 am. Let me get a cup of coffee in me so I can have my wits.

 

[bignewt]

So last week Newt was triggered over your thoughts on leaving a dog outside to roam free. This week he tells you that you need a dog to slap around instead of your woman. lol I am going have to get one of his books and read it. Thats one twisted mind. haha

Actually not a dog to slap around, but to soothe him since he is allergic to the marijuanas.

 

[bignewt]

Actually that goes back to when he broke his wife's hip by pushing her down, i mean her accidentally falling onto the lawnmower.

Don't get me started on his choices of beer.

It seems this beef is reaching its zenith and may finally erupt over some smothered and chunked.

 

[bignewt]

So last week Newt was triggered over your thoughts on leaving a dog outside to roam free. This week he tells you that you need a dog to slap around instead of your woman. lol I am going have to get one of his books and read it. Thats one twisted mind. haha

If you did find my book and read it you would be one of a dozen...

 

[Glitch]

I'm on it. I need to have them over for a big juicy steak dinner to illustrate the point.

Ok now, listen up. Carbs are bad. Don't do carbs.

 

[triadvolfan]

Pruitt been eating good....

 

[JohnnyD1024]

 

[Sleegro]

Luis Suarez exits chat.

 

[Glitch]

Ugh.... when does spring practice start?

 

[Glitch]

As a person that would understand the extreme pain that would come from having my penis bitten, I think that perhaps execution would be a better penalty than a 5 year ban.

 

[tennvols77]

Luis Suarez exits chat.

At least he chose shoulder..........that keeps him a step above this guy, who, thought.......I'm going to.......bite him......in the.........................that's a prison last resort action to stop Bubba from making you his vacuum hose kind of thing.........mean.

 

[engineerVOL]

As a person that would understand the extreme pain that would come from having my penis bitten, I think that perhaps execution would be a better penalty than a 5 year ban.

First read this like you were speaking from experience. Was like:

 

[MoCo_Vol]

Think the basketVOLs might be able to squeeze another 2 or 3 wins out of this season before the SECT. They could also lose every game left, the joys of inexperience and youth I guess...

 

[Jimmy Football]

Think the basketVOLs might be able to squeeze another 2 or 3 wins out of this season before the SECT. They could also lose every game left, the joys of inexperience and youth I guess...

I think we need to get to 19-20 wins TOTAL (SEC tourney included) to be in the NCAA conversation. I know some have said 18, but I think there are too many other teams in the mix for that to work for us, especially considering how bad the SEC is.

 

[Sleegro]

At least he chose shoulder..........that keeps him a step above this guy, who, thought.......I'm going to.......bite him......in the.........................that's a prison last resort action to stop Bubba from making you his vacuum hose kind of thing.........mean.

Haha I didn't read the article so didn't know where he bit him. That's crazy

 

[Glitch]

First read this like you were speaking from experience. Was like:

I have thankfully been spared that particular experience and have no desire to before I am dead.

 

[tennvols77]

Haha I didn't read the article so didn't know where he bit him. That's crazy

 

[Glitch]

I have visited 30 out of 50 states. Who's been to more?

 

[chargervol]

I have visited 30 out of 50 states. Who's been to more?

I would say me but "visited" would be a lie. Driven thru the continental US, passed by most of our greatest landmarks but spent time or enjoyed? Less

 

[Jimmy Football]

I have visited 30 out of 50 states. Who's been to more?

Tennessee, Kentucky, Georgia, NC, SC, Virginia, Florida, Bama, Mississippi, WV, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Delaware, New Jersey, New York, Indiana, Ohio, Michigan, Illinois, Arkansas, Missouri, Texas, Kansas, Wisconsin, Nebraska, Oklahoma, SD, Montana, Colorado, Wyoming, California, Utah, Nevada.

33.