Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

[Weezer]

Doesn't really matter if the Earth is round or flat. It, and everything else, including all of you, are just part of a dream I'm having. Nothing is real.

 

[Weezer]

Nah, that would make it Bama earth and God is smarter than that.

I'm still waiting on a suitable answer as to how an elephant represents crimson tide. Their mascot should be a giant tampon, not an elephant.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

The only thing that worries me is the whole press conference thing. Trey just seems like the type of kid to not make a big deal out of returning and just announce on social media or something. The whole press conference kinda scares me.

Maybe he wants to generate positive buzz for the program.

 

[Catbone]

Doesn't really matter if the Earth is round or flat. It, and everything else, including all of you, are just part of a dream I'm having. Nothing is real.

Nothing really matters. We just pretend things exist for a reason to keep us sane. We are all in a simulation

 

[Vols410]

Apparently we just picked up a transfer from Nebraska according to his twitter: Miles Jones (@msj_era1) on Twitter

https://n.rivals.com/content/prospects/2018/miles-jones-41037

Said in an interview after the USCe visit that his power 5 options would be preferred walk-on spots. Guessing that’s what we got. Great way to pick up a former 3/4 star with speed.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

This is almost worse than post signing day, off season. Everyone waiting around because we know there's more to come but there's no huge name that we're all focused on, looking for hints.

Heck I'm not even even positive which threads to watch. Keeping an eye on Dee and somewhat Hardy but

Dee is a name worth focusing on...I have been trying to tell y'all...If that guy will focus on FB and learns the TE position..he could be a monster.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

The earth is flat and rests on the back of a giant elephant

Change my mind

It is a turtle...duh...

 

[Glitch]

You see that wall behind you? Well there is a hidden door somewhere that leads you to the 30/30 club. Likes and alerts. I will be waiting in there with my 40 virgins and endless chili burgers.

I've already got the likes. When I get to 15k notifications, can I just get a couple of them burgers?

 

[Weezer]

Nothing really matters. We just pretend things exist for a reason to keep us sane. We are all in a simulation

Does that make @Glitch the glitch in the matrix?

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

*turtle

Dang...beat me to it..

 

[Glitch]

Does that make @Glitch the glitch in the matrix?

 

[Weezer]

You see that wall behind you? Well there is a hidden door somewhere that leads you to the 30/30 club. Likes and alerts. I will be waiting in there with my 40 virgins and endless chili burgers.

40 virgins? So apparently they're either playing D&D or watching old Star Trek reruns.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Are you emphasizing real? Or did he?

I would love for him to return selfishly..... but i don’t see any benefit in him returning. The risks far outweighs the rewards for him imo.

That's because all you value is money..

 

[chargervol]

It’s cute @Sleegro values notifications.

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Join me in the 30k-Likes club lounge, and I’ll have a glass of champagne, a commemorative “Elite Moran“ letterman jacket, and a visit from Freak waiting for you.

Made me check mine


And I was like

Then I looked at the ratio for Ron and AV and I was like



Followed by

 

[bignewt]

40 virgins? So apparently they're either playing D&D or watching old Star Trek reruns.

well there is only 23 left

 

[Weezer]

Big Newt's virgins

 

[Catbone]

Big Newt's virgins

Grizz would hit it

 

[HankHill]

He had a great year and can play football.

But teams aren’t going to pick him until their doctors check him out pre draft. Until then I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be “cleared.” And until he’s cleared, he’s not going to get a first round guarantee.

He’s coming back. Otherwise this announcement would be later in the process.

Hope you’re right.

 

[HankHill]

That's because all you value is money..

That’s all anyone cares about. Providing for your family and future.

 

[Glitch]

40 virgins? So apparently they're either playing D&D or watching old Star Trek reruns.

Yeah. @bignewt never said the virgins were girls.

 

[Weezer]

Grizz would hit it

I wonder what happened to Grizz? Hope it was nothing bad.

 

[bignewt]

Yeah. @bignewt never said the virgins were girls.

its your prerogative I guess...

 

[WarMachine]

Does that make @Glitch the glitch in the matrix?

Agent. RUN

 

[chargervol]

I already hit it

FYP.

CB like
"Big big woman, you made a bad boy out of me"

 

[GiggerVol]

Big Newt's virgins Damn, Weezer, you're on a roll this morning. I just spit my coffee in my lap and can't quit laughing!