the official one upper thread

[Behr]

Lulz pick me up . I only need like 20 G's

Stfu.

 

[rocytop2624]

Uppity some beach

 

[Souce]

WTF?

It's true!

 

[vol445]

Back in '96 when I worked as a bartender at Harrah's Casino in Tunica, I met Rue McClanahan.
It's okay to be awe stricken.

There the bar has been set.

Doyle and Blanche. Karl wouldn’t allow it

 

[rocytop2624]

I met scarjo at a bar in Nashville a few times! The first time I was working and went back to the motel and got all clean and put on all white but with a black tie and black cowboy hat and belt. But that night out was when scarjo and I first made eye contact we both explained it as the best night of our lifes. The rest of the details is fur me and scarjo.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I totally believe you.

 

[Behr]

I would say that is all a lie, but I have no idea what it says.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I would say that is all a lie, but I have no idea what it says.

My favorite thread.

 

[theFallGuy]

BJizzy sounds gross. Lol My mind will not shut off, so I lay there pondering everything imaginable. It's very annoying.

sup BJizzy. Are u being jizzy?

 

[BadJerry20]

sup BJizzy. Are u being jizzy?

Getting jizzy with it

 

[theFallGuy]

Getting jizzy with it

groce dude!

 

[BadJerry20]

groce dude!

Better close your eyes

 

[TopsideVol]

Better close your eyes

You still doing the x pills hitting up Louisville raves?

 

[Behr]

Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

 

[BadJerry20]

You still doing the x pills hitting up Louisville raves?

Nah just smoke tons of crack

 

[BadJerry20]

Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

 

[Behr]

That's Joe.

 

[BadJerry20]

Lulz

 

[rocytop2624]

Where the fawk you been?

 

[joevol33]

That's Joe.

I have better skills

 

[rocytop2624]

That's Joe.

He gonna judy chop the chit out of you.

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm drinking tonight cause I'm out of sleeping meds. Do what it takes! #realtalk

wtf

 

[hmanvolfan]

BJ sighting, hide yore wimmen and kids.

 

[Behr]

.

BJ sighting, hide yore wimmen and kids.

.....and also your husbands, pets, warm baked goods, stuffed animals, fur coats, bare legs, farm animals and Justin Bieber posters.

 

[BadJerry20]

BJ sighting, hide yore wimmen and kids.

Squirrel!