Need a Joke Written? 4th Horseman Here to Oblige

[volfanbill]

I'm terrible but I think I could do better.

Suck it suck it suck it said a man from Nantucket

Some called him fall guy but to others he was souce

Didn't really matter that both had the peen of a mouse.

One liked men the other a horse, but both of them denied it of course.

They both gone get mad and so will Huff, but ask which of my two eyes give a fork.

Winner

 

[Behr]

fail

This whole thread is a fail.

 

[theFallGuy]

This whole thread is a fail.

false

 

[Behr]

Who needs the man from Nantucket
When the Fall guy says nothing but blah blah blah and f it.

Its either wtf stfu idgaf or you're a word that sounds like gray, its all we hear day after day after day.

With all that said he's not a bad guy, now sit back and watch him cry.

 

[theFallGuy]

Who needs the man from Nantucket
When the Fall guy says nothing but blah blah blah and f it.

Its either wtf stfu idgaf or you're a word that sounds like gray, its all we hear day after day after day.

With all that said he's not a bad guy, now sit back and watch him cry.

forgot TLDR, TIFWIW, also DGAF

 

[Behr]

forgot TLDR, TIFWIW, also DGAF

Those were covered in the blah blah blah.

 

[n_huffhines]

I'm terrible but I think I could do better.

Suck it suck it suck it said a man from Nantucket

Some called him fall guy but to others he was souce

Didn't really matter that both had the peen of a mouse.

One liked men the other a horse, but both of them denied it of course.

They both gone get mad and so will Huff, but ask which of my two eyes give a fork.

2 questions:

1 - did you read this trash out loud?
2 - is English your second language?

 

[Behr]

Yes.

 

[n_huffhines]

I admit this thread didn't go as I anticipated. I thought people were either going to ignore it or ask me for random jokes, like "write me a joke about a toothpick". I didn't expect requests for knock knock jokes, "walks into a bar", or new twists on age old limericks.

 

[Behr]

Welcome to the Zone.

 

[malinoisvol]

We've got fun and games

 

[theFallGuy]

We've got fun and games

and cocaine and hookers

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I admit this thread didn't go as I anticipated. I thought people were either going to ignore it or ask me for random jokes, like "write me a joke about a toothpick". I didn't expect requests for knock knock jokes, "walks into a bar", or new twists on age old limericks.

More Mormon jokes!

 

[n_huffhines]

More Mormon jokes!

Everybody wants to go after the low hanging fruit. "They have magic underwear" and "They brought back plural marriage" but did you know these high desert mfkers pray for "moisture". Not "rain". Not "precipitation". WTF is moisture? Are they asking for mold in their basement? Are they infatuated with the condensation that beads up on the outside of their forbidden fountain drinks? Or even more nefarious, are they slyly asking for a fix for their dried-up old wives?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Dried up old wives, ftw!