Need a Joke Written? 4th Horseman Here to Oblige

[MoodyVol]

You enjoy herpes and hemorrhoids

Welp, there's half of the 4H club...

 

[theFallGuy]

Sounds like Date night at TFG household.

GTFO

 

[malinoisvol]

4 scores and 10 years ago...

 

[MoodyVol]

4 scores and 10 years ago...

How many touchdowns has UT scored on Bama in the last decade, Alex.

 

[Weezer]

 

[Behr]

GOL!!!!

 

[theFallGuy]

i sense a lot of horsemen jealousy in here. It's understandable

 

[hmanvolfan]

i sense a lot of horsemen jealousy in here. It's understandable

Hearty guffaw!

 

[theFallGuy]

Hearty guffaw!

application denied

 

[Behr]

i sense a lot of horsemen jealousy in here. It's understandable

I can promise you it ain't because of yalls joke writin skills. Lol.

 

[theFallGuy]

I can promise you it ain't because of yalls joke writin skills. Lol.

righting

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I would like a joke about a man from Nantucket.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Also one that involves an Air Force “pilot”, a post office artist, and a fake Mormon walking into a bar.

 

[hmanvolfan]

application denied

Application not submitted

 

[theFallGuy]

Application not submitted

still denied, move along

 

[n_huffhines]

I would like a joke about a man from Nantucket.

There once was a man from Nantucket
With skills so unique he said **** it
I'm never leaving my room, I'm here 'til my doom
Can you please hand me that last bucket

 

[theFallGuy]

There once was a man from Nantucket
With skills so unique he said **** it
I'm never leaving my room, I'm here 'til my doom
Can you please hand me that last bucket

catchey yet original. Bravo

 

[Behr]

catchey yet original. Bravo

 

[CornFlake]

The other horsey boys are the only ones that think you're funny and/or good at speech/joke writing. And they lie a lot.

Just so you know, I am rooting for ya!! I want you to be really good at it and brang the lulz. Just repeat this several times a day while looking in the mirror. ......

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it people like me".

This is the type of service you should be providing me, as a horsey person, but you're welcome.

omg

 

[CornFlake]

Welp, there's half of the 4H club...

half?....3/4..if old school reading ain't so hard..

 

[Behr]

omg

I know right? I went all Tin Man on his ass. Lol.

 

[volfanbill]

There once was a man from Nantucket
With skills so unique he said **** it
I'm never leaving my room, I'm here 'til my doom
Can you please hand me that last bucket

I didn’t find that funny

 

[Behr]

I didn’t find that funny

I'm terrible but I think I could do better.

Suck it suck it suck it said a man from Nantucket

Some called him fall guy but to others he was souce

Didn't really matter that both had the peen of a mouse.

One liked men the other a horse, but both of them denied it of course.

They both gone get mad and so will Huff, but ask which of my two eyes give a fork.

 

[theFallGuy]

I didn’t find that funny

reported for lack of humor

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm terrible but I think I could do better.

Suck it suck it suck it said a man from Nantucket

Some called him fall guy but to others he was souce

Didn't really matter that both had the peen of a mouse.

One liked men the other a horse, but both of them denied it of course.

They both gone get mad and so will Huff, but ask which of my two eyes give a fork.

fail