Need a Joke Written? 4th Horseman Here to Oblige

[n_huffhines]

I was selected as a horseman after submitting on my application that I can write jokes. Giving a speech and in need of levity? Hot date with a nice guy? Want to make your kids think you're funny? Give me a topic and I'll write you a joke.

 

[Souce]

wtf

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I need a pregame warm up joke for Behr’s upcoming fight with Tin Man.

 

[hmanvolfan]

How about a knock knock joke about the horse riders.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

How about a knock knock joke about the horse riders.

I think you are not taking this fine service seriously.

 

[hmanvolfan]

 

[n_huffhines]

I need a pregame warm up joke for Behr’s upcoming fight with Tin Man.

2 men enter, both are pleased

 

[TopsideVol]

Pruitt, Chaney and tee walk into a bar!
Go

 

[n_huffhines]

Pruitt, Chaney and tee walk into a bar!
Go

Saban walked right under it

 

[MoodyVol]

How about a knock knock joke about the horse riders.

Knock knock...

 

[theFallGuy]

can u make a joke about cucumber sammiches?

 

[Behr]

Saw the thread title and it was like seeing an odd shaped present under the Christmas tree. I opened the thread and read the op and 95's post and it was like opening that odd shaped present and finding a leather bag that Obviously had something in it that I couldn't wait to see what it was.

Then I finished reading the thread.

 

[theFallGuy]

Saw the thread title and it was like seeing an odd shaped present under the Christmas tree. I opened the thread and read the op and 95's post and it was like opening that odd shaped present and finding a leather bag that Obviously had something in it that I couldn't wait to see what it was.

Then I finished reading the thread.

WTF. I wasted about 10 seconds of my life reading this post

 

[MoodyVol]

WTF. I wasted about 10 seconds of my life reading this post

Slow reader.

 

[theFallGuy]

Slow reader.

I could've spent that time taking a morning shat

 

[MoodyVol]

can u make a joke about cucumber sammiches?

TFG is looking for a way of promoting his threesome gai video sequel, "Cucumber Sammich 2...Dont Hold the Mayo"

 

[MoodyVol]

I could've spent that time taking a morning shat

Well the movie explains your ability to take a 10 second shat

 

[theFallGuy]

TFG is looking for a way of promoting his threesome gai video sequel, "Cucumber Sammich 2...Dont Hold the Mayo"

that's disgusting

 

[theFallGuy]

but also funny

 

[n_huffhines]

can u make a joke about cucumber sammiches?

Wise man says they're ok to eat as long as you have a sexually satisfied wife

 

[Behr]

I could've spent that time taking a morning shat

Obviously you're no good at multitasking and need the Evelyn sped reding coarse.

 

[Behr]

Wise man says they're ok to eat as long as you have a sexually satisfied wife

The other horsey boys are the only ones that think you're funny and/or good at speech/joke writing. And they lie a lot.

Just so you know, I am rooting for ya!! I want you to be really good at it and brang the lulz. Just repeat this several times a day while looking in the mirror. ......

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it people like me".

This is the type of service you should be providing me, as a horsey person, but you're welcome.

 

[n_huffhines]

The other horsey boys are the only ones that think you're funny and/or good at speech/joke writing. And they lie a lot.

Just so you know, I am rooting for ya!! I want you to be really good at it and brang the lulz. Just repeat this several times a day while looking in the mirror. ......

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it people like me".

This is the type of service you should be providing me, as a horsey person, but you're welcome.

Don't be mad at us because your old lady ruins all the cucumber sandwiches in your house

 

[MoodyVol]

Don't be mad at us because your old lady ruins all the cucumber sandwiches in your house

Projection, a sign of desperation and despair. Often precedes the spiral into personal abyss of failed comedians.

Go here for help

www.iaintfunny/help/me/please.com

 

[theFallGuy]

Don't be mad at us because your old lady ruins all the cucumber sandwiches in your house

Boooom!