Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

[Smokeytom]

Yes let The Roast of @David Ubben commence!

Thread is off to a great start today!

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Who hurt you @David Ubben ?

 

[quadlee21]

I think Ubben is a schmuck. I wasn't going to renewal my subscription with The Athletic bc of him and him alone. They caught me slipping on auto renewal though. That wont happen again.

 

[Paper_Towel]

@David Ubben why you bein' such a bitch-ass hoe

 

[BigOrange15]

Either Ubben is pulling a bait-and-switch or something happened recently and he wants out of Knoxville. He had good stuff. Then out of the blue his entire attitude changed. Now he's taking every opportunity to get a shot in.

And its not 16,000 shirts. It's 50,000 by last count. The university isn't making money off of it, its going to a non-profit. But.... facts be damned for Ubben. Doesn't fit his narrative.

I've thought the same actually. Shifted almost overnight.

 

[Geaux_Vols]

Nothing but positivity until that ONE JACKWAD gets aholt of it. @Geaux_Vols still mystified by this board’s attitude towards him?

buncha snowflakes.

 

[chargervol]

Remember against Auburn, JG just threw it up high and let our WR go get the 50-50 balls.
Why not do that again?

He was asked about that on Vol calls and pointed out the good reception by JJ, then the late throw to JJ, then Palmer being open multiple times.

Basically, calling those plays doesn't do any good if the receiver with the best position isn't seen, is hit late or if you have to rely in the defender it's actually thrown to, to bat it to your receiver.

 

[RikidyBones]

@David Ubben why you bein' such a bitch-ass hoe

 

[SLICKYINC]

Why is your voice so high pitched? @David Ubben

 

[RikidyBones]

buncha snowflakes.

@David Ubben been sending you treats and whispers of sweet nothings GV?

 

[InVOLuntary]

@David Ubben , have you stopped paying your wife for those therapy sessions and she's cut you off? For the love of all that is holy, pay the woman!

 

[RikidyBones]

Why do you hate Americas youth and puppies @David Ubben ? Why do you hate the troops?

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

buncha snowflakes.

#triggered





















@David Ubben

 

[quadlee21]

@David Ubben talked bad about our BBQ and then turned around and mention that someone should open up a Korean BBQ restaurant in Knoxville. You can go eat your cats and dogs in another market. Get him out of here!

 

[RikidyBones]

Word on the street is that @David Ubben is opening a kill shelter for all animals because he hates nature.

 

[millst987]

This place, what has happened?

 

[eVOLve]

Why do you hate Americas youth and puppies @David Ubben ? Why do you hate the troops?

I bet he hates babies too. @David Ubben, you are sick a individual!

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

This place, what has happened?

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[RikidyBones]

Was talking to my nephew and @David Ubben has been selling Camel Cigarettes to elementary school kids. I'm shaking right now.

 

[MoCo_Vol]

@David Ubben talked bad about our BBQ and then turned around and mention that someone should open up a Korean BBQ restaurant in Knoxville. You can go eat your cats and dogs in another market. Get him out of here!

See this bothers me, we have a wonderful Korean spot here already called Kaya near West Town Mall. Just something else he didn't research!

 

[jakez4ut]

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yeah. go check out the FF if you really want a taste of just how bad it is.

 

[SLICKYINC]

Heard @David Ubben has a booster seat in his Prius, driver side..

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

Too lazy to scroll back. Why do we hate Ubben?

 

[HoleInTheRoof]

One feels animosity upon bearing witness

 

[Geaux_Vols]

Too lazy to scroll back. Why do we hate Ubben?

HE SAID MEAN THINGS ,,, ABOUT THE TROOPS!