Recruiting Forum Football Talk [RIP 9.3.2019]

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Jack Burton said:
My office complex has multiple businesses that share the same bathrooms. All of those businesses are employed with neanderthals.

I was trying to do my business today and kept getting distracted. The guy in the stall beside me spent 10 minutes just farting loudly into the toilet. I don’t think there was ever a pause. Just farts. Nothing ever came out. Go to the doctor.

The millennials prefer to walk past the urinals because peeing all over the toilet seat is better.

I’ve had the unfortunate pleasure of crossing paths with some guy about once per quarter that I believe is dying from the inside. If you walk into the bathroom after he has used the facilities you’ll find the temperature 10 degrees hotter and there’s no oxygen anymore just sulfur and beef smell. Maybe eat a salad bro.

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Not much makes me laugh.

Tears are rolling down my face as I struggle to catch my breath.
Well done.
 
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5 more days
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Devo182 said:
Current average spread is -5 for #14 Utah at BYU. Last I saw we were -4 hosting BYU.

Even given the location difference, it doesn't exactly add up. Where does Vegas see the difference? Any knowledgable West peeps?
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Tennessee was not good ATS last year and were all over the place from a betting standpoint. They covered one game as a favorite last year I believe.
 
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Jack Burton said:
My office complex has multiple businesses that share the same bathrooms. All of those businesses are employed with neanderthals.

I was trying to do my business today and kept getting distracted. The guy in the stall beside me spent 10 minutes just farting loudly into the toilet. I don’t think there was ever a pause. Just farts. Nothing ever came out. Go to the doctor.

The millennials prefer to walk past the urinals because peeing all over the toilet seat is better.

I’ve had the unfortunate pleasure of crossing paths with some guy about once per quarter that I believe is dying from the inside. If you walk into the bathroom after he has used the facilities you’ll find the temperature 10 degrees hotter and there’s no oxygen anymore just sulfur and beef smell. Maybe eat a salad bro.

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Yep happens everywhere and if there are three stalls they will take the middle everytime.
 
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Heavy heart tonight fellas! My daughters half brother committed suicide over the weekend. He was 20 and in the Air Force. There wasn’t any signs of any thing, and came out of no where. He was a good kid. Had done a lot of farm work for me while he was in high school. If y’all could say a prayer for her and her mother’s family, I’d appreciate it!
 
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Z06VolinWV said:
Heavy heart tonight fellas! My daughters half brother committed suicide over the weekend. He was 20 and in the Air Force. There wasn’t any signs of any thing, and came out of no where. He was a good kid. Had done a lot of farm work for me while he was in high school. If y’all could say a prayer for her and her mother’s family, I’d appreciate it!
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Z06VolinWV said:
Heavy heart tonight fellas! My daughters half brother committed suicide over the weekend. He was 20 and in the Air Force. There wasn’t any signs of any thing, and came out of no where. He was a good kid. Had done a lot of farm work for me while he was in high school. If y’all could say a prayer for her and her mother’s family, I’d appreciate it!
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Done
 
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LA Vol said:
No, it doesn't follow criminal law. It's internal, but the student is assured due process. The student is investigated to ascertain if facts and evidence support a violation of the UT Standards of Conduct and if the case investigators conclude that there is evidence of a violation, then sanctions, from a warning to explusion, are recommended and enforced. The student has rights, is entitled to an advocate, can present his own case and witnesses and challenge the allegations against him.

If a witness lies or misrepresents what s/he saw or heard, s/he can be found in violation and subject to his/her own midsconduct investigation. Which is why witnesses so often walk back their allegations. The next time they're questioned, they're often fuzzy on the details and unwilling to stand by what they said in the heat of the moment. The second they admit they're not 100% sure or indicate they could have been mistaken, the case crumbles.
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I was actually a member of a UT student conduct board where we, as peers, decided a student’s punishment for a violation. The case had already been heard and decided. We just came up with the punishment.
 
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Z06VolinWV said:
Heavy heart tonight fellas! My daughters half brother committed suicide over the weekend. He was 20 and in the Air Force. There wasn’t any signs of any thing, and came out of no where. He was a good kid. Had done a lot of farm work for me while he was in high school. If y’all could say a prayer for her and her mother’s family, I’d appreciate it!
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So sorry to hear that. You just never know.
 
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Z06VolinWV said:
Heavy heart tonight fellas! My daughters half brother committed suicide over the weekend. He was 20 and in the Air Force. There wasn’t any signs of any thing, and came out of no where. He was a good kid. Had done a lot of farm work for me while he was in high school. If y’all could say a prayer for her and her mother’s family, I’d appreciate it!
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Awful man. Praying for your family
 
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