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Had @bignewt over for dinner last night. Awesome time. Even shared one of his pinky out beers with me. Here is the shocker.... there really is a Mrs. Bignewt. I know, I know, it was a shocker to me too. And, get this! She's real. Not one of those virtual, rubber, life-size things either.
Seriously, she's pretty and nice and completely normal. So that brings the question... How did he end up convincing her to hook up with him? That's one I haven't been able to answer.
 
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InVOLuntary said:
Had @bignewt over for dinner last night. Awesome time. Even shared one of his pinky out beers with me. Here is the shocker.... there really is a Mrs. Bignewt. I know, I know, it was a shocker to me too. And, get this! She's real. Not one of those virtual, rubber, life-size things either.
Seriously, she pretty and nice and completely normal. So that brings the question... How did he end up convincing her to hook up with him? That's one I haven't been able to answer.
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My guess is he enticed her with a skinny, hand rolled, funny smelling cigarette
 
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gunner said:
Obviously, my assessment is based on the fact that the line can block enough for him to make plays. If they can’t block getting 6 wins will be extremely difficult.

These are keys to winning football, and areas where the Vols need to show improvements this season.

1. Block, tackle and make more explosive plays than your opponent.
2. Create more turnovers than giving up
3. Run the ball and stuff their run
4. Pressure, pressure, pressure the opposing QB and protect yours.
5. Play fast and physical. Aggression wins the day early and often.
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If we don’t have major injuries and only win 5 then I am out on Pruitt being the answer. Can’t fire him after two years but he won’t get us back to elite status.
 
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InVOLuntary said:
Had @bignewt over for dinner last night. Awesome time. Even shared one of his pinky out beers with me. Here is the shocker.... there really is a Mrs. Bignewt. I know, I know, it was a shocker to me too. And, get this! She's real. Not one of those virtual, rubber, life-size things either.
Seriously, she pretty and nice and completely normal. So that brings the question... How did he end up convincing her to hook up with him? That's one I haven't been able to answer.
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Cut to the chase man... what was your blade of choice?
 
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Darth_Shiveman said:
So a Dooley hire Butch kept around for 5 years. Checks out lol
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He didn't work for the coaches and wasn't hired by the coaches. He worked in the athletic department. Some have speculated as a janitor. I think he may have eventually, through hard work, been promoted to water boy.
 
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RiotVol said:
Guarantano goes up to the line, sees how far off the DBs are playing, checks to the quick throw to the WR.

Watch the RG (Ryan Johnson). It looks like he was supposed to come down and block the DL, and Kennedy was supposed to chip and release to hit the linebacker to help cutoff any backside pursuit on the quick throw. That's why he makes contact, but he's off to the side so strangely.

However, Johnson got the assignment wrong, and and fired off immediately, which risks an ineligible man downfield penalty.. I think he thought they were still in a run play, fired off to hit the LB, and was surprised that the LB wasn't running into the hole to stuff a run.
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Ahhh nice assessment thank you
 
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JacketVol said:
If we don’t have major injuries and only win 5 then I am out on Pruitt being the answer. Can’t fire him after two years but he won’t get us back to elite status.
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In a perfect world Pruitt shouldn’t be judged until he has all of his players. Trying to win with Butch’s players and break their bad habits isn’t fair to him. Butch left him in a tough spot, and he has to do his best to overcome it with a very demanding fan base. This what happens when you make a change at the HC.
 
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nicksjuzunk said:
Cut to the chase man... what was your blade of choice?
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InVOLuntary said:
Had @bignewt over for dinner last night. Awesome time. Even shared one of his pinky out beers with me. Here is the shocker.... there really is a Mrs. Bignewt. I know, I know, it was a shocker to me too. And, get this! She's real. Not one of those virtual, rubber, life-size things either.
Seriously, she pretty and nice and completely normal. So that brings the question... How did he end up convincing her to hook up with him? That's one I haven't been able to answer.
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As @InVOLuntary kept trying to offer her tequila we had to leave, her hourly rate doubled after 11 o'clock!
 
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eVOLve said:
Too much strange 💩 goin on. I'm about to find me a secluded spot in the woods to move to.
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Thank God I have one. Alligators in yoga pants, turtles in Ninja Turtle backpacks, getting shot in the middle of the road with a bullet meant for a calf, and undressed people marching down the street near kids. Come to think of it, I may need to move to Alaska.
 
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SweetasSoda said:
Thank God I have one. Alligators in yoga pants, turtles in Ninja Turtle backpacks, getting shot in the middle of the road with a bullet meant for a calf, and undressed people marching down the street near kids. Come to think of it, I may need to move to Alaska.
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Big..Foot.

Speaking of Bigfoot, There is a museum up the road that has a bunch of evidence and what not. I’ve never been in it, Charges 7-12 per person for donations. They have hikes and all that coool nonsense.
 
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