Recruiting Forum Football Talk [RIP 9.3.2019]

[rocktopper16]

Y’all done even know though. The look on my wife’s face when that calf jumped up and came at her. She said babeeeeeeeeeeee & I’ll her heard was the sounds of flip flops smacking pavement and a cow gaining traction then pew pew pew pew pew. Swear she emptied the clip and the calf was still going.

 

[BigOrange15]

Y’all done even know though. The look on my wife’s face when that calf jumped up and came at her. She said babeeeeeeeeeeee & I’ll her heard was the sounds of flip flops smacking pavement and a cow gaining traction then pew pew pew pew pew. Swear she emptied the clip and the calf was still going.

It's just not a Saturday night until you mag dump a charging calf tbh.

 

[SweetasSoda]

Prayers please. Called family in Thursday for my 47 year old cousin. Said 24 hours but she’s still fighting the big enemy called cancer which took her sister at 31. Three other sisters having to say goodbye. It will take a miracle but she’s a Tennessean all the way and will continue to fight till her last breath. Just hard on parents and siblings.

for your family!

 

[rocktopper16]

wait. what kinda Sat night involved pics of sunset at wal mart parking lot? BEFORE the **** went south!

I NEEDED BEER. Also, wife was wanting some sweets.

 

[engineerVOL]

It's just not a Saturday night until you mag dump a charging calf tbh.

Peed a little.

 

[rocktopper16]

If only it would upload this video..

 

[Brillovol]

This goes down as maybe the most redneck story I’ve ever heard.

 

[engineerVOL]

Y’all done even know though. The look on my wife’s face when that calf jumped up and came at her. She said babeeeeeeeeeeee & I’ll her heard was the sounds of flip flops smacking pavement and a cow gaining traction then pew pew pew pew pew. Swear she emptied the clip and the calf was still going.

So crazy old lady shot the calf that was charging at your wife? She’s a hero now. Plot twist.

 

[rocktopper16]

good grief is the old woman going to jail for injuring someone? being reckless with a firearm?

I dunno, Officers did arrive on scene with firearms ready. They didn’t cuff her but they did grab her no so gently and took her to the cruiser.

 

[VolGee4]

Maaaaan. It’s never safe to go out to town. We was coming back from the store & this dumbass lady driving with no headlights ran into two freaking calf’s. She had her pregnant daughter in the car along with her 4 year old granddaughter. This all happened in front of us, like we was going northbound and they was coming southbound & the story doesn’t end there.

This crazy ass old women came out of her car guns blazing right? Shooting these cows. I swear she shot at least 9 rounds. My wife went to check on one and it charged her because the women couldn’t aim worth a **** and she fired more rounds & she missed again causing the bullet to ricochet and graze my arm.

So all in all. Don’t ever go to Georgia!

Is it normal for calves to be in the road?

 

[Jackcrevol]

Y’all done even know though. The look on my wife’s face when that calf jumped up and came at her. She said babeeeeeeeeeeee & I’ll her heard was the sounds of flip flops smacking pavement and a cow gaining traction then pew pew pew pew pew. Swear she emptied the clip and the calf was still going.

Ok that's it, Freak...turn server off. Nothing can top this.

 

[rocktopper16]

So crazy old lady shot the calf that was charging at your wife? She’s a hero now. Plot twist.

That’s the second round of gunfire. She fired at three calf’s in the ditch away from everyone one of them was already injured from the accident. And the calf did charge her but there was about 5 of us around the women when she started shooting. The calf wouldn’t have killed anybody. Old hag was cussing saying the cows been out the last 3 nights y’all need to sue and all kinds of nonsense.

 

[VOLuptuousBOOMS]

Is it normal for calves to be in the road?

I’d say that is more normal than grandma unloading 15 rounds mags at said calf.

 

[rocktopper16]

Is it normal for calves to be in the road?

No, it is normal for deer though. Like there’s at least 5 accidents a week due to MVA mostly involving deer. Like, I’m not even kidding. You will see more deer here than a week in cades cove.

 

[engineerVOL]

 

[rocktopper16]

I don’t understand why she shot at the cow.

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Nobody does! I wasn’t about to ask her either.

 

[rocktopper16]

How can you get a video to upload?

 

[engineerVOL]

Nobody does! I wasn’t about to ask her either.

Ha! Wise move

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

I’d say that is more normal than grandma unloading 15 rounds mags at said calf.

 

[chargervol]

I NEEDED BEER. Also, wife was wanting some sweets.

Once again

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

How can you get a video to upload?

Somebody help this man! We gotta see this video

 

[Devo182]

No, it is normal for deer though. Like there’s at least 5 accidents a week due to MVA mostly involving deer. Like, I’m not even kidding. You will see more deer here than a week in cades cove.

So deer would rather get hit by cars than live in Georgia

 

[Devo182]

I don’t understand why she shot at the cow

So cow cannot testify against her in court

 

[rocktopper16]

I’ll be honored to be your first guest on your podcast. I also have some dirt on a former Georgia QB. Perks to training kids coming out of highschool at my job.

 

[Catbone]

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