Recruiting Forum Football Talk [RIP 9.3.2019]

[Bassmaster_Vol]

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Holy crap...














How’s the arm btw?

 

[Jackcrevol]

I think we have all had this happen to us at one time or another.

2X's.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

@Bassmaster_Vol

If you don’t have @rocktopper16 as your first guest on the Morans with Mics or Pocket Presents podcast (or whatever it’s called), you’re not doing it right.

That story is amazing.

I literally just copied and pasted this into my notes for the show lol

 

[Sleegro]

I think we have all had this happen to us at one time or another.

I mean who doesn't have a dead hooker in their closet.

 

[BigOrange15]

I mean who doesn't have a dead hooker in their closet.

Craig James has entered the chat.

 

[Sleegro]

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Wait, you weren't joking?

 

[85SugarVol]

I literally just copied and pasted this into my notes for the show lol

I thought that was a joke. Do you two clowns really have a podcast?

 

[SSVol]

I mean who doesn't have a dead hooker in their closet.

Good gosh man, be civilized! Put her in the freezer in the garage.

 

[rocktopper16]

Holy crap...














How’s the arm btw?

Listen, it’s the worlds tiniest graze BUT she was standing right next to me. So my first thought was this dumb bihh don’t shot me.

 

[Catbone]

John Kelly yall

 

[chargervol]

Maaaaan. It’s never safe to go out to town. We was coming back from the store & this dumbass lady driving with no headlights ran into two freaking calf’s. She had her pregnant daughter in the car along with her 4 year old granddaughter. This all happened in front of us, like we was going northbound and they was coming southbound & the story doesn’t end there.

This crazy ass old women came out of her car guns blazing right? Shooting these cows. I swear she shot at least 9 rounds. My wife went to check on one and it charged her because the women couldn’t aim worth a **** and she fired more rounds & she missed again causing the bullet to ricochet and graze my arm.

So all in all. Don’t ever go to Georgia!

And somewhere Orange Defense just received a call from his sister in Ga.

 

[Jackcrevol]

@Bassmaster_Vol

If you don’t have @rocktopper16 as your first guest on the Morans with Mics or Pocket Presents podcast (or whatever it’s called), you’re not doing it right.

That story is amazing.

please give us a date and time.

 

[engineerVOL]

@rocktopper16 was shot today.

By a crazy old hag as she let loose a hail of gunfire on some cattle she careened into with her busted Buick.

15-0.

 

[BigOrange15]

@rocktopper16 was shot today.

By a crazy old hag as she let loose a hail of gunfire on some cattle she careened into with her busted Buick.

15-0.

A tale as old as time.

 

[engineerVOL]

Gucci needs to narrate rocktopper’s story.

 

[Jackcrevol]

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good grief is the old woman going to jail for injuring someone? being reckless with a firearm?

 

[rocktopper16]

I took this at Walmart roughly 20 minutes before the crap fest. Told my wife that Coach Pruitt is spreading that beautiful orange over Georgia rn.

 

[Brillovol]

Gucci needs to narrate rocktopper’s story.

Boo got shot!!

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

I thought that was a joke. Do you two clowns really have a podcast?

Well with that attitude you’re not invited!

 

[Darth_Shiveman]

You must not follow college football closely. UAB lost about every starter from last year that made them decent. They absolutely will be terrible this year.

Their QB is supposed to be pretty good, though. Doubt that will be enough to do much against P5 opponents, but a great QB can be enough to carry a g5 team to a bowl sometimes

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

@rocktopper16 was shot today.

By a crazy old hag as she let loose a hail of gunfire on some cattle she careened into with her busted Buick.

15-0.

I am rolling

 

[Catbone]

*negative cat noises*

 

[rocktopper16]

Man, I got a brief video of something else wild during the scene but I think I’ll hold onto it.

 

[chargervol]

Boo got shot!!

 

[Jackcrevol]

View attachment 218588I took this at Walmart roughly 20 minutes before the crap fest. Told my wife that Coach Pruitt is spreading that beautiful orange over Georgia rn.

wait. what kinda Sat night involved pics of sunset at wal mart parking lot? BEFORE the **** went south!