The Culinary Arts Thread

[Behr]

He's way too UPPITY for the peasant products my company makes.

*Up a Tay.

 

[Behr]

Sounds very similar. Should try mozzarella next time, probably will help.

That's not the same garbage as the garbage you were asked to make. You do what you have to, then try your best to forget it. IMO.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

That's not the same garbage as the garbage you were asked to make. You do what you have to, then try your best to forget it. IMO.

I was being flippant.

 

[Behr]

I was being flippant.

 

[Behr]

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Oh stfu.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

And I should have added, not one of my finest moments.

 

[Behr]

And I should have added, not one of my finest moments.

No it was good, it just flew right over my head. I just got in from church, it was a memorial service that went almost 2 hours and booooring. I didn't know the guy, I mean I'd met him but didn't really know him.

 

[Souce]

No it was good, it just flew right over my head. I just got in from church, it was a memorial service that went almost 2 hours and booooring. I didn't know the guy, I mean I'd met him but didn't really know him.

Too UPPITY for funerals now? Wow, you've reached a new level of FABULOUS!

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Too UPPITY for funerals now? Wow, you've reached a new level of FABULOUS!

 

[Weezer]

Too UPPITY for funerals now? Wow, you've reached a new level of FABULOUS!

 

[Weezer]

 

[Tin Man]

So make it not be bland. Add capers.

This made me guffaw

 

[Behr]

Too UPPITY for funerals now? Wow, you've reached a new level of FABULOUS!

Lol, it wasn't a funeral. Maybe if you'd leave that damn trailer park every once in a while you might learn the difference.

Souce thinks I'm uppity because my house don't roll back and forth when the wind blows and none of my vehicles are on blocks in the front "yard".

 

[volfanbill]

Lol, it wasn't a funeral. Maybe if you'd leave that damn trailer park every once in a while you might learn the difference.

Souce thinks I'm uppity because my house don't roll back and forth when the wind blows and none of my vehicles are on blocks in the front "yard".

So you think you’re better than us?

 

[Behr]

So you think you’re better than us?

At what?

 

[vollygirl]

Y'all are hilarious.

 

[Souce]

Lol, it wasn't a funeral. Maybe if you'd leave that damn trailer park every once in a while you might learn the difference.

Souce thinks I'm uppity because my house don't roll back and forth when the wind blows and none of my vehicles are on blocks in the front "yard".

SO CONDESCENDING AND UPPITY!!

 

[Behr]

Y'all are hilarious.

Are you guffawing?

 

[Behr]

SO CONDESCENDING AND UPPITY!!

 

[508mikey]

This made me guffaw

 

[Behr]

Lulz, guffaw reminded me of that scene(s) in Coal Miners daughter when TLJ told Loretta that bologna makes you horny, and she asked what horny was. He told her it meant Happy.

Then during a radio interview shes telling how much fun they had on the road just "laughing and sangin and Dooly that's my husband, just laughs and laughs and the more he laughs the hornier I get".

 

[Behr]

Lol, I was expecting "imitation is a sincere form of flattery " or something of that nature. But nooooooo. More name calling.

The longer this goes on the hornier I get.

 

[Souce]

wtf

 

[joevol33]

This food thread seriously needs it's own reality show

 

[Souce]

This food thread seriously needs it's own reality show

#MBFTGA