Phil Fulmer: Whose side are you on, son?
BVS Fan: Our side, sir.
Phil Fulmer: Don't you love your Vols?
BVS Fan: Yes, sir.
Phil Fulmer: Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
BVS Fan: Yes, sir.
Phil Fulmer: Son, all I've ever asked of my Vol Fans is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Sec, because inside every bammer there is a Vol Fan trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this Saban craze blows over.
BVS Fan: Aye-aye, sir.