Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car, and you drive real far
And you drive all night, and then you see the light
And it comes right down, and it lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run, but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead, then he eats your head
And then your in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eating cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
You eat Mercurys and Subarus
Things that make my wife mad.
She'll be doing whatever and I'll hear her drop something and then start bad mouthing whatever she has dropped.
I'll then ask her "You need a man's help?".
My statement usually gets her to questioning my manhood aloud. Lol
