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That's pretty drunk.

I remember a guy that used to work at the same restaurant I did, actually my first restaurant job. O'Charley's 2nd Avenue in Nashville.

Anyway, he was a cook and came in one Saturday morning telling his story of how he hooked up with some chick Friday night, went back to her place and "banged her brains out". When he woke up the next morning, he had crapped the bed. Said it was nasty and all over the place. Said he just got up and left. Never saw her again.
 
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I'm actually interested this year and excited about tonight's game. Would be awesome to have a Tennessee team do really well for a change.

I hope we beat them by 5 or 6 home runs.
 
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Behr said:
That's pretty drunk.

I remember a guy that used to work at the same restaurant I did, actually my first restaurant job. O'Charley's 2nd Avenue in Nashville.

Anyway, he was a cook and came in one Saturday morning telling his story of how he hooked up with some chick Friday night, went back to her place and "banged her brains out". When he woke up the next morning, he had crapped the bed. Said it was nasty and all over the place. Said he just got up and left. Never saw her again.
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Damn...
 
#8,431
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Behr said:
That's pretty drunk.

I remember a guy that used to work at the same restaurant I did, actually my first restaurant job. O'Charley's 2nd Avenue in Nashville.

Anyway, he was a cook and came in one Saturday morning telling his story of how he hooked up with some chick Friday night, went back to her place and "banged her brains out". When he woke up the next morning, he had crapped the bed. Said it was nasty and all over the place. Said he just got up and left. Never saw her again.
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Sounds like she banged the sh!t outta him.
 
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Things that make my wife mad.

She'll be doing whatever and I'll hear her drop something and then start bad mouthing whatever she has dropped.

I'll then ask her "You need a man's help?".

My statement usually gets her to questioning my manhood aloud. Lol
 
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malinoisvol said:
Things that make my wife mad.

She'll be doing whatever and I'll hear her drop something and then start bad mouthing whatever she has dropped.

I'll then ask her "You need a man's help?".

My statement usually gets her to questioning my manhood aloud. Lol
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And, as usual, karma bites me in the ass. Coming through the front door, the wind catches the storm door. My finger gets caught up with a drill bit. Big cut. Lots of blood. SMH
 
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Behr said:
That's pretty drunk.

I remember a guy that used to work at the same restaurant I did, actually my first restaurant job. O'Charley's 2nd Avenue in Nashville.

Anyway, he was a cook and came in one Saturday morning telling his story of how he hooked up with some chick Friday night, went back to her place and "banged her brains out". When he woke up the next morning, he had crapped the bed. Said it was nasty and all over the place. Said he just got up and left. Never saw her again.
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Dadgum!
 
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My wife keeps yelling for me to come help her out to laundry. I'm ignoring her, it's going over real well. I can tell by the difference in the way she's yelling my name now😆
 
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joevol33 said:
My wife keeps yelling for me to come help her out to laundry. I'm ignoring her, it's going over real well. I can tell by the difference in the way she's yelling my name now😆
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Wife + helpful hubby + washing machine on spin cycle = win.

Yore welcome.
 
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