Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[Volzonya]

Drinks

 

[Volzonya]

No, not really. But you may have just garnered Chuck's interest. Now he can stop flirting with Ron.

Oh come on weez. Maybe bring over a curling iron and some side dishes?

 

[Charlie Kelly]

With ham?

I’m worried about you.

You gonna keep dodging? Or do you just want your friends to answer for you? Have you ever done anything by yourself?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I’m worried about you.

You gonna keep dodging? Or do you just want your friends to answer for you? Have you ever done anything by yourself?

What are you talking about? Did you quote the right post? Did you ask me some question?

 

[Weezer]

I’m worried about you.

You gonna keep dodging? Or do you just want your friends to answer for you? Have you ever done anything by yourself?

Chuck, Ron doesn't need us. We're just around for fun. But this obsession with Ron is bordering on scary. But hey, thanks for all the laughs. I've been having lots of fun.

 

[Weezer]

Drinks

My heart says yes, my liver says no. Afraid the liver wins this one.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Chuck, Ron doesn't need us. We're just around for fun. But this obsession with Ron is bordering on scary. But hey, thanks for all the laughs. I've been having lots of fun.

I thought he said we should all come over here

 

[Weezer]

I thought he said we should all come over here

True, we were invited. It's not like the old days when we would invade and have a thread dragged to the Zone.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

What are you talking about? Did you quote the right post? Did you ask me some question?

I quoted the right post.

 

[Volzonya]

My heart says yes, my liver says no. Afraid the liver wins this one.

Ima ding mine fo a bit

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Ima ding mine fo a bit

Imma follow your lead.

 

[Volzonya]

Imma follow your lead.

Let's roll dawg

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I quoted the right post.

The ham thing? You're offended by ham?

 

[Orangeslice13]

The ham thing? You're offended by ham?

Maybe he’s a Torah keeper like me.
Ham ain’t kosher

 

[Volzonya]

At my current pace, I will return from vacation pale and bloated.

 

[Volzonya]

Maybe he’s a Torah keeper like me.
Ham ain’t kosher

Butt it's awful cute when my farts squeal like a pig.

 

[Weezer]

Maybe he’s a Torah keeper like me.
Ham ain’t kosher

Not to be insulting, but how do you say no to bacon? No way God made bacon taste so good just to go uneaten.

 

[Weezer]

Butt it's awful cute when my farts squeal like a pig.

Trying too hard to hold them in. That's not healthy for your colon.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

The ham thing? You're offended by ham?

I just like bacon.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Maybe he’s a Torah keeper like me.
Ham ain’t kosher

Well now I feel like a fool. I had no idea. I suppose I owe Charlie an apology.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Not to be insulting, but how do you say no to bacon? No way God made bacon taste so good just to go uneaten.

Did you know pigs are very close in genetic makeup to humans. The long term effect of eating pork on the liver and kidneys is not good. It’s been compared by some studies to the effects of cannilbalism. It’s possible that G-d knows what we should not eat and made a list.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Well now I feel like a fool. I had no idea. I suppose I owe Charlie an apology.

Nope.
He eats bacon.
Please continue

 

[Weezer]

Did you know pigs are very close in genetic makeup to humans. The long term effect of eating pork on the liver and kidneys is not good. It’s been compared by some studies to the effects of cannilbalism. It’s possible that G-d knows what we should not eat and made a list.

Well damn. You do know I will now look at people and wonder how good they taste, right?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Well damn. You do know I will now look at people and wonder how good they taste, right?

Sure. Why not

 

[NorCalVol67]