Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[Charlie Kelly]

Unclench. I will continue joking with Lexi despite your testosterone filled possessiveness, but it's okay. I am not trying to steal her(possibly him), from you.

I hope you are feeling better.

You’re welcome to try. She’s a grown woman.

 

[Volzonya]

Laundry is the most likely option. Maybe a few beers.

Bout to pop the first one, and a warm shot of Jameson.

 

[Weezer]

I hope you are feeling better.

You’re welcome to try. She’s a grown woman.

In my health, I'd break in the first five minutes. I still have healing to do, so it's a hard pass for now.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

In my health, I'd break in the first five minutes. I still have healing to do, so it's a hard pass for now.

Keep grinding. You’re in my thoughts.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Bout to pop the first one, and a warm shot of Jameson.

I’ll stay clear of liquor. Makes my demons rise up with a vengeance.

 

[Volzonya]

In my health, I'd break in the first five minutes. I still have healing to do, so it's a hard pass for now.

What's up with your health weezer? If you don't mind my asking. Nothing serious I hope.

 

[Squints]

What's up with your health weezer? If you don't mind my asking. Nothing serious I hope.

Nothing a dirty magazine and a healthy dose of wiener juice (viagara, cialis, etc.) can't cure.

 

[Volzonya]

I’ll stay clear of liquor. Makes my demons rise up with a vengeance.

I'm safe at home.

 

[Volzonya]

Nothing a dirty magazine and a healthy dose of wiener juice (viagara, cialis, etc.) can't cure.

Mid sip. Getting a towel.

 

[Squints]

Mid sip. Getting a towel.

Get two.

 

[Weezer]

What's up with your health weezer? If you don't mind my asking. Nothing serious I hope.

Rough year. Liver transplant, heart failure, broken back, and that's just the highlights. There's a thread about it.

 

[Orangeslice13]

What's up with your health weezer? If you don't mind my asking. Nothing serious I hope.

Weez would be in better shape if he was hit by a train.

But life ain’t close to beating him yet

 

[Mike4Vols]

VN is so f'ing weird sometimes. Anonymity brings out the freaky-ass worst in some people. Lol

 

[Volzonya]

Rough year. Liver transplant, heart failure, broken back, and that's just the highlights. There's a thread about it.

Damn man. Keep fightin.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Nothing a dirty magazine and a healthy dose of wiener juice (viagara, cialis, etc.) can't cure.

Good to see you Squints! Hope you’re doing well.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Charlie is well aware of what you said. Keep her name out of your mouth and we’ll be fine.

lol

 

[The Ron Mexico]

We've gotten away with far worse. And it takes a lot to get banned.


I miss Billy C.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

lol

Well hey baby. Fancy seeing you here.

 

[Weezer]

Well hey baby. Fancy seeing you here.

Hitting on dudes, the belligerence.... Were you violated in a Turkish prison?

 

[Volzonya]

Hitting on dudes, the belligerence.... Were you violated in a Turkish prison?

I was violated in a Hamish prison...

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I was violated in a Hamish prison...

With ham?

 

[Weezer]

With ham?

More importantly, deli ham, or bone in?

 

[Volzonya]

More importantly, deli ham, or bone in?

Bone in. The pulled the bone out upon insertion. Interested?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Bone in. The pulled the bone out upon insertion. Interested?

I'm sorry to hear of your experience. You're very brave to come forward.

 

[Weezer]

Bone in. The pulled the bone out upon insertion. Interested?

No, not really. But you may have just garnered Chuck's interest. Now he can stop flirting with Ron.