Fascinating, do you hear his voice or is more of a feeling? Does he tell you to do things or just generally give advice?
Despite your usual condescending snark, I can testify that God does indeed reply in prayer and if you truly connect to Him in prayer you can feel his presence and guidance. It took me a while to recognize that heart tug, but it is real. One has to open their heart in true surrender for the Holy Spirit to walk in, if you will.
