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Looks like Mason, Luke, and whoever we hire will be the bottom of the barrel of the SEC.

So apparently Fulmer wants to make a hire tomorrow. Who y'all betting on?
Smart money is on Steele.
I'm gonna go against all common sense and say Venables, because I'm a dreamer.
One positive out of these names is that they are all better football coaches than Butch.
After the hire is made and the staff is complete Im going to take a long break from following football. Might check in on NSD to see how we did. This search has me needing some CFB R&R.
So apparently Fulmer wants to make a hire tomorrow. Who y'all betting on?
Smart money is on Steele.
I'm gonna go against all common sense and say Venables, because I'm a dreamer.
To be fair, it has been nearly two decades since Steele was a HC. It would be reasonable to expect him to have learned a thing or two since then.
I didnt see this posted, but at one point tonight Hubbs said this job isnt very easy and last week didnt help any. This was in reference to the lack of big time names.
I kept reading about our Schiano stuff. I also kept seeing the narrative from national writers that Oregon interviewed him before Taggart got the job. Found this interesting
[twitter]https://twitter.com/johncanzanobft/status/935196519241736192[/twitter]
Hoke is as bad a choice as Steele, maybe even worse because he would be a known lame duck. It will wreck this class AND next seasons class even worse than it is already.
Mullen, geeze, scraping bottom of barrel there. He got beat by South Alabama (the college my wife attends), I mean, can we just say no?
ND fans think Brian Kelly is coming here. God I hope they are wrong.
Just told a friend of mine that if they Hire Brian i would become a beaver fan..
And it gets better if they hire Lame kitten...wait for it cant believe im going to type this " A husk fan" couldnt make
myselt type the whole thing....
A buddy told me bout the Kitten rumor and I told him I would jump ship too, only I would jump conferences too.....SEC all the way if they hire that jackass.
I thought there was a rule about posting a link to Clowndon'tknow stories, that you had to let readers know it in the post.
I was thinking in a thread that's meant to be all about absurdity, a Clownzano article just fits like a glove, doesn't it?
Out of curiosity, are those football scoop staff people legit?
Scratch Scott Frost off the list. Says he isn't a candidate. Also, footballscoop says Taggart isn't either.
Looks like it's down to Fleck, Schiano and maybe Harsin.
So say it is Fleck or Schiano.
If it's really down to those two, then it had better be Fleck.
Add Les Miles to the mix hah.
Miles is also a canadate at Houston also they say...
BTW-Some here are mentioning Lane Kiffin. Kiffin has no shot at this job, Oregon wants to go a different direction but they aren't going down that road.
Gary Patterson, per Clownzano.
Have we hit 50 names yet?
Isn't that your obligation as the thread starter to keep a public google-doc spread sheet of all the names?
James Franklin!
Everyone's a candidate.
At this point, it just feels like Oregon is making everyone rich by being the perfect leverage for massive extensions.
And another name, this time Gundy.
I just need them to hire anyone at this point, for the sake of my work productivity...
I cant see Gundy leaving Okie State.
Doesn't he do this every year? I don't want a coach that throws his name in the hat every time a job opens up.
guys at work here are going crazy. They believe you just go down to your local 7-11 and
find a coach it cant be that hard... well Oregon is proving them wrong. I have this gut feeling
that it will be someone that has not been mentioned yet...not sure why.. Just to many twists and
turns....
Who is your nightmare choice for the new HC.
My 3: Brady Hoke, Brian Kelly, Lane Kiffen1.Lane Kiffen
2.Brian Harsin
3. the one guy from mississippi
4. SchianoDefinitely Kiffin.
My dream scenario would be Oregon hires Chip Kelly, San Francisco 49ers hire Chris Petersen and Washington hires Lane Kiffin.
That would just set everything right in my world again.1. Lane Kiffen
2. Jim McElwain
3. Greg SchianoLane kiffen
Art Briles
SanduskyI'm not understanding the Schiano hate? He may not be splashy, but the guy won at a school that never won a bowl game before he showed up.1) Kiffin
2) Art Briles
3) Jerry Sandusky
4) Frost
5) Brady Leaf
6) Sarkissan.I really really don't want Schiano
Conversation we had at work today. "Who is your next Football team to follow if they hire Kiffen?" I'm going with Portland State, though I hope it doesn't come to that. He, Briles, and the See No Evil guy while he was at Penn State are the line I won't cross.
