Official Jon Gruden thread XL

[TheBigOne10]

I’ve been here 10 years. Lost my account.

I remember now lol, the OG escapegoat. Good to have you back!

 

[Behr]

Agreed. Pitching my tent by the football complex as I type this and preparing to camp out.

You were just complaining about this thread in the other one. It sucks it can't be sent to an off topic forum. Yet here you are.

Insane.

 

[LAVol1]

Ban terrypedigo???

Not while I'm still living.

His posts are a bewitching amalgam of unrequited awesomeness and irreconcilable hot-mess.

I like the way you talk.

 

[LoudOrange]

I got your private message with your information to forward to my sisters dating service.
You are now on her waiting list.
Just making sure I got your data correct before I forward it.
You are: 62, brown, blue, 5’1”, 360, 3” (warm wx), 2” (cold), very little (if any) personality.
Seeking: Breathing (mostly), anatomically born female (or willing to tuck), most of her own teeth, likes long walks on Neyland Drive.

You left out no open lesions on her mouth.

 

[daj2576]

Ban terrypedigo???

Not while I'm still living.

His posts are a bewitching amalgam of unrequited awesomeness and irreconcilable hot-mess.

That last sentence is possibly the best thing i have ever, -or will ever- read on this site.

 

[Sstterry]

No, missed that.

Check his post history. It is well worth the effort. And sometime, over a beer,I will tell you about the one he had to delete because he named names opcorn:

 

[HearForGrumors]

This? Who can read this? Lol

"Gruden to the Hill. Soon."

 

[knucklehead_vol]

I’m back!!!!!

Well it only took 20 something threads. About time.

 

[Volwark]

You were just complaining about this thread in the other one. It sucks it can't be sent to an off topic forum. Yet here you are.

Insane.

Restraining order inc

 

[daj2576]

You left out no open lesions in her mouth.

Lesions are fine anywhere else?

 

[MaTaLa]

I gotta ask...did anyone else see, that maybe, the fat cat was trying to pull the clown fish in to catch it but it got away??

I know...BLASPHEMY

 

[FacelessArya]

This? Who can read this? Lol

I don’t remember who deciphered it but they have my respect.

 

[Orangeblood98']

Finebaum just said Butch was one of his least favorite coaches to interview. Said he “overwhelmed me with cliches”

 

[escapegoat2]

Random guy tweets news about Gruden and seems confident so he can get rt's, likes, followers, and appear to be legit. People so desperate for news they give him exactly what he wants. Every day we see this garbage yet it still keeps working. Nothing is true unless Brice, Low, or the UTAD announce, imo.

Lol

 

[McDad]

Welcome back eg.. some have been asking about you.

HEY GUYS, EG IS BACK!!!!!

He may be a fraud. If he is truly THE escape goat, we should require him to answer questions that ONLY the REAL escape goat can answer.

Eg2, define pocket presents.

 

[Jimmy Football]

I’ve been here 10 years. Lost my account.

Where's Bender?

 

[Give_All_Vol]

HAhaha ol Paul Finebaum was just asked what his favorite sec coach to interview is. The end of his answer was "I'll tell you that Butch Jones was one of my least favorites"

 

[rkvdg]

I’m not here to cause any problems. Just enjoying the discussion. I already apologized for earlier. If you can’t get over it then that’s a personal problem.

so your saying SOON

 

[Jimmy Football]

Finebaum just said Butch was one of his least favorite coaches to interview. Said he “overwhelmed me with cliches”

He doesn't know the half of it.

 

[VolNExile]

I’ve been here 10 years. Lost my account.

Yes, but are you THE escapegoat?? :detective:

 

[MaTaLa]

Finebaum just said Butch was one of his least favorite coaches to interview. Said he “overwhelmed me with cliches”

Mind blown that would happen

 

[escapegoat2]

He may be a fraud. If he is truly THE escape goat, we should require him to answer questions that ONLY the REAL escape goat can answer.

Eg2, define pocket presents.

Same thing as escape goat. Play on words. I’m escape goat. Not a fake

 

[HearForGrumors]

I don’t remember who deciphered it but they have my respect.

They are runes. A mix of Nordic and Druidic.

 

[Behr]

Restraining order inc

Typical deflection.

 

[daj2576]

Same thing as escape goat. Play on words. I’m escape goat. Not a fake

I’m the real Jon Gruden. Not a fake.