Official Jon Gruden thread XL

[rkvdg]

i got your private message with your information to forward to my sisters dating service.
You are now on her waiting list.
Just making sure i got your data correct before i forward it.
You are: 62, brown, blue, 5’1”, 360, 3” (warm wx), 2” (cold), very little (if any) personality.
Seeking: Breathing (mostly), anatomically born female (or willing to tuck), most of her own teeth, likes long walks on neyland drive.

wtf

 

[MaTaLa]

It’s Gruden until it’s not

Werd, quietly confident is the werd

 

[Grand Vol]

Ban terrypedigo???

Not while I'm still living.

His posts are a bewitching amalgam of unrequited awesomeness and irreconcilable hot-mess.

Eventually, you're going to make the news.

If you'd stick around that is.

 

[FleeceItOut]

If any fans of "The Office" recall Dwight acting like he had a better offer the day Michael needs to fire someone, that's what the ESPN/Gruden deal is like. They need him gone. They are making massive cuts and may drop the NFL, yet posters like this think they'd give him a raise? No way on earth. They'd love for a big salary to walk on his terms.

Greatest show of all time. Everyone should be forced to watch it start to finish at least twice.

 

[TheBigOne10]

I’m back!!!!!

Back? I’ve never seen you to begin with lol

 

[Smokeyshowl66]

This may be the Truthiest reason for Gruden to come than any other I have read! :salute:

What high power Coach out there DOESN't have a big Ego to satisfy??



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And oh yeah, if I’m Currie, this is my primary point in selling him on the opportunity. Grab his ego - the rest is easy.

 

[Volwark]

Oh absolutely. The most trusted source in sports bar none.

Agreed. Pitching my tent by the football complex as I type this and preparing to camp out.

 

[BeachBumTN65]

Heard Beth Mowins is taking Gruden’s spot on MNF.

:yuck: Heh, if that were true yet another reason NOT to tune into the NFL

 

[Volsfaninva917]

Is this legit?

About as legit as Bruce Jenners lady parts

 

[buckfama]

It’s Gruden until it’s not

Exactly!!

Are you the original escapegoat but couldn't find your old log in?

 

[Sstterry]

Someone's just mad I've got enough game to steal his sister's virtue.

Based on what I have seen him post about his sister, I think you may be a tad late. Remember Kiffin? hmy:

 

[VFLnSFD]

Regarding bubba, with apologies to Walter Simonson:

They sing no songs In Hel, nor do they celebrate heroes...

...for silent is that dismal realm and cheerless...

...But the story of the little clown fish and the fat cat who saved it is whispered across the nine worlds...

... And when a new arrival asks about the one to whom even Hela bows her head...

... The answer is always the same:

"He saved that little orange and white clownfish."

And that answer is enough.

Homie.

 

[Grand Vol]

Based on what I have seen him post about his sister, I think you may be a tad late. Remember Kiffin? hmy:

No, missed that.

 

[McDad]

Eventually, you're going to make the news.

If you'd stick around that is.

Why would I make the news? You been scheming with McMom again?

 

[Sstterry]

About as legit as Bruce Jenners lady parts

And you know this how????
:whistling:

 

[escapegoat2]

Back? I’ve never seen you to begin with lol

I’ve been here 10 years. Lost my account.

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Naw. I’m not able to see bubbas stuff. But it’s on this thread mid way back. Try pages 20-40.

This? Who can read this? Lol

 

[BigVol90]

Fingers crossed.

Well I hope this is true... Finding a hard time buying it from that acct though. But fingers crossed indeed...

 

[OrangeInKy]

Random guy tweets news about Gruden and seems confident so he can get rt's, likes, followers, and appear to be legit. People so desperate for news they give him exactly what he wants. Every day we see this garbage yet it still keeps working. Nothing is true unless Brice, Low, or the UTAD announce, imo.

 

[Volsfaninva917]

And you know this how????
:whistling:

You're disputing it?

 

[TheBigOne10]

Exactly!!

Are you the original escapegoat but couldn't find your old log in?

Ahhh yes, it all makes sense now.

 

[chetsteadman87]

This? Who can read this? Lol

Sent a follow request and DM. Got bupkis

 

[bigmac]

Ok... I have been cleaning house all day... And drinking bourbon (ten high). Whats the latest? Are we till all Gruden? Im 100%+ until someone tells me different!

 

[VolNExile]

Yes in deed Jon Gruden will coach the Baxter Bee's before he coaches Tennessee VOLS, i wish he would come here but alot of the fan base in in for a big let down if they are counting on him we will be going after Dan and charlie but we won't back the truck up like alway's for some reason Tennessee won't pay the money to get the so called big name to come here plus Jon has it made at ESPN now he will get another raise to put him over 7 million a year at ESPN.:thud:

:mf_surrender:

:gone:

 

[buckfama]

I’ve been here 10 years. Lost my account.

Welcome back eg.. some have been asking about you.

HEY GUYS, EG IS BACK!!!!!