Official Jon Gruden Thread 30

[RagingOrange]

Military doesn't bother me. Self important, lazy people who want to be spoofed the information many of us have painstakingly gathered and processed over the last month or more bother me.

Eloquently put.


But Im more of a vintage gtfo kinda guy lol

 

[VFLnSFD]

These threads have made me a better person.

-Learned some legalese (MOU, BATNA, Esq. abbreviation)

-Picked up new recipes with Benton's bacon

-Gained a broader knowledge of good single-malt scotch

-Learned where some great golf courses are

-Restored my faith in humanity (strangers helping strangers find jobs, people kindly asking to curb use of the "R-word," people genuinely praying for people to beat cancer, high school friends reconnecting, dads playing Pokémon to connect with their kids)

-Gained a better appreciation for our military veterans

-Being honestly, genuinely excited and proud when Preacher got his first gif to work

-Looking for the best in posts and drive-bys, while being ready to accept the worst

-Knowing to keep politics and religion out of friendly discussions

-Learning how to plan out a school week with optimal desk work so Coach Z can "check his emails"

-Patience to wait till next Sunday. Then the next. And then the next. But all the while, having the faith that it's gonna happen.

-Appreciating the aesthetic qualities of Daniela, Margot Robbie, Jennifer Lawrence, and the girl getting knocked over by the wave

-Remembering that no matter where we all are in the world, how old we are, how long we've rooted for the Vols, that we're a Big Orange Family.

-Soon.

VolNation....you make me wanna be a better man.

Here! Here!

 

[AllVolinGA]

I'm hesitant to ask, but what are baseball problems?

I went back and edited it to say legal. I have no clue how that occurred.

 

[VolNotInNorthCack]

I took the name to mean Grizzly Mint, as in dip

This!

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

FYP? Not good on acronyms ...

Fixed your post.


Changed it to GEt them TDs Out.

GTTDsO

 

[HearForGrumors]

If I ever have legal problems, I want to request HFG to be my legal representative.

You'd have to get in trouble in Oregon. Also, I'm not that kind of lawyer - but I do have some friends.

 

[Hobock]

114?

Roger that

 

[Boca Vol]

I'm hesitant to ask, but what are baseball problems?

The Braves....

 

[VFLnSFD]

Agree. Drives me up the wall.

I don't know which is worse, those you mentioned, or the -Why would Gruden come? He sucks, remember? What makes him so great?- crowd....?

Dipshidiots.

All of 'em.

 

[Gtown RNG]

I'll help you out...


Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry Hill: Get the **** outta here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: Ya mother****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

That is one of the scariest and best scenes of any movie. One huge like!!!

 

[I Love Lamp]

Dang! What did I say in my original post that got Ochocinco's jimmies so rustled? I come back from picking my daughter up and there's page after page after page of him going off on errbody!

The Comb sooned him and he lost his ****

 

[fhod_dj_x]

The guys reddit name is grizzlies.

That's my point though, I posted so everyone here could see what he was claiming, but when he threw that cst part out it sounds as if the timing is revolving around him, which obviously it would not be. If there was a meeting scheduled or some other official announcement going on with the Lakers I wouldn't go on a USC (pst) message board and post that the meeting was taking place at 10 cst. It sounded a bit fishy was my point.

 

[TenUhSee]

I think he’s gone. Hammer dropped

Can't Touch This - Mc Hammer - YouTube


99.2%

 

[VFLnSFD]

I went back and edited it to say legal. I have no clue how that occurred.

I normally wouldn't have asked but that really peaked my curiosity. Hahaha

 

[HearForGrumors]

I think you observed accurately. But there are more people who have had good knowledge who are still being quiet about it. I'm sure there's a combination of eye-rolling and frustration with some of the johnny-come-latelies.

I'm excited to see ATL come back and explain where he's been. He said he would be shushed when asked - and he's been shushed.

I'd have liked to be a fly on his walls.

 

[Behr]

I went back and edited it to say legal. I have no clue how that occurred.

Lulz.

 

[vfl08]

Now that's a job that sucks.

I see what you did there!

 

[ShowMeThemTD's]

That's my point though, I posted so everyone here could see what he was claiming, but when he threw that cst part out it sounds as if the timing is revolving around him, which obviously it would not be. If there was a meeting scheduled or some other official announcement going on with the Lakers I wouldn't go on a USC (pst) message board and post that the meeting was taking place at 10 cst. It sounded a bit fishy was my point.

He can be less than an hour from Neyland and it be CST... probably lives close to the line and is used to referring which time zone he is talking about on a daily basis... IMO

 

[VFLnSFD]

I'm excited to see ATL come back and explain where he's been. He said he would be shushed when asked - and he's been shushed.

I'd have liked to be a fly on his walls.

This.

 

[AllVolinGA]

You'd have to get in trouble in Oregon. Also, I'm not that kind of lawyer - but I do have some friends.

Well thank you. Though hopefully, I never have the need for legal assistance.

 

[Howie54]

I'm excited to see ATL come back and explain where he's been. He said he would be shushed when asked - and he's been shushed.

I'd have liked to be a fly on his walls.

Me too!!

 

[XVol64]

Hey! RetiredArmyVolDad, I was also East Ridge. Our Principal Mack Franklin player on General Neyland's 1951 National Championship team and Captain 51' or 52'.

i graduated 1982 East Ridge. I had my back side painted red by him a few times. yes back then you still got the paddle in high school.

 

[Grand Vol]

No offense, but I don't have the energy or desire to type all that **** lol. Just wait for GVs daily wrap up post.

Mañana

 

[volmanbill]

"Soon."

 

[Vol4ever]

Yet you generalize that all vets here ARE warmongers....couldn't be further from the truth.

No need to point out so obviously that you consider yourself the "smart, discriminating veteran, unlike other troglodytes in here." We get the picture.

Agree^^^^. There are a lot of us vets out there.