Official Jon Gruden Thread XXIX

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Hmmm...never heard it referred to as that before...foolin' around, cheating, having a thing on the side, etc... But never heard it called "putting beans in hot dog chili"

Now I get it.

 

[Behr]

:alien:

 

[DougVol]

Who stepped on the spider, ate the banana and
threw the monkey out the window?

 

[tastycar]

You clearly haven't spent any time in SE Asia...

I never go anywhere in southeast Asia without an Uzi- Danny Aiello

Don't ask me why I remember this quote from what was obviously an unmemorable movie.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

He told her he didn't like beans and she kept doing it. He told his 2nd wife that he divorced his 1st wife because of that. 2nd wife has never used beans. lol

All's well that ends well.

 

[The Comb]

1752 of 1753 of your likes have come from:

Gruden to the hill.

The other one came when you first joined:

Hi vn,

i'm comb and i'm new to these parts.

Keep 'em coming!

Soon.

😎

 

[TenUhSee]

Been raining too much here

Brook Benton - Rainy Night in Georgia - YouTube

 

[alaVOL]

Not soon enough.

Sooner!!!

 

[preacherwebb]

I don’t mind disagreeing but I don’t like jackasses. Never thought I would use the ignore button this much.

this. and people who go on and on and on and on and on and on and on ... you get the idea, about why Gruden won't be here. just arguing. ain't nobody got time for that, even if they are polite.

 

[The Comb]

How many days will VolNation be down after Gruden is announced?

 

[RockCityVol]

How many days will VolNation be down after Gruden is announced?

Equal to the number of wins in our first season. 10 days.

 

[Vols_Life]

How many days will VolNation be down after Gruden is announced?

One, because then we start the "Gruden kicks Saban's arse" thread...

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

"do you take this woman to be your wife? "
"not if she keeps putting beans in my hot dog chili:realmad:"

What happens if someone calls an audible condition on a vow at the ceremony? I've never seen it happen. I tried to convince a buddy for whom I was a groomsman to let me drive him to another town and hop a plane instead of going to the church. He's been married 20+ years and has two nice kids and one ****ty kid.

 

[UneducatedGuess]

I don't think Gruden comes here. Just my 2 cents

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

How many days will VolNation be down after Gruden is announced?

Spider 2 Y banana.

 

[Squints]

He told her he didn't like beans and she kept doing it. He told his 2nd wife that he divorced his 1st wife because of that. 2nd wife has never used beans. lol

 

[volfan1631]

How many days will VolNation be down after Gruden is announced?

The more important question is how many years will volnation be down if Gruden isn't announced.

 

[happywaydown]

Man. I don't post on here much. Obviously not an insider but DO NOT leave this thread. It's rough out there. And for some reason I'm feeling confident.


Soon! Have a Grude night.

 

[Behr]

How many days will VolNation be down after Gruden is announced?

I'll be okay with it being down for several hours. It will take me that long to make a few visits just to say "suck it gator".

 

[309VFL]

What happens if someone calls an audible condition on a vow at the ceremony? I've never seen it happen. I tried to convince a buddy for whom I was a groomsman to let me drive him to another town and hop a plane instead of going to the church. He's been married 20+ years and has two nice kids and one ****ty kid.

Haha call a wedding vow audible... "do you Mike promise to take care of your wife's mother when she gets older? "

"Im sorry I can neither confirm nor deny that"

 

[Volfan2112]

That's a classic. Who has it? Post it, I need a good laugh

This?

 

[Doc_Vol]

 

[Sam I Am]

My brother divorced his 1st wife because she kept putting beans in hot dog chili.

Beans in the chili?????

ummm.....what's her ph. number??? Asking for a friend....

 

[Vols_Life]

Hey... She's a keeper... Save on the electric bill by her making her own jacuzzi bubbles

 

[TNJOKER]

I'll be okay with it being down for several hours. It will take me that long to make a few visits just to say "suck it gator".

Boooooom

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