Official Jon Gruden Thread XXIX

[tnktm]

Here is my contribution to this massive conspiracy theory thread - totally statless.

- media put on alert after Kentucky game - announcement doesn't get made for whatever reason.
- media reports could happen after next loss.
- media reports Butch has to win games and keep class intact to retain job.
- Butch accidentally wins a game.
- AD tells Cade to decommit to show class is eroding in advance of loss to Missouri this weekend.
- AD leaves Butch in Missouri - makes announcement Sunday or Monday.

Volnation rejoices.

 

[orangefloyd]

I don’t mind disagreeing but I don’t like jackasses. Never thought I would use the ignore button this much.

 

[EZE]

I don't give a flying **** what you think son.

If we are sitting at 6-3 right now after squeaking by UK and Scar, Currie and Butch are working on extension

But we aren’t...so what’s your point?

 

[Squints]

But we aren’t...so what’s your point?

He's buzzed off catnip. :loco:

 

[tvolsfan]

Here is my contribution to this massive conspiracy theory thread - totally statless.

- media put on alert after Kentucky game - announcement doesn't get made for whatever reason.
- media reports could happen after next loss.
- media reports Butch has to win games and keep class intact to retain job.
- Butch accidentally wins a game.
- AD tells Cade to decommit to show class is eroding in advance of loss to Missouri this weekend.
- AD leaves Butch in Missouri - makes announcement Sunday or Monday.

Volnation rejoices.

I suppose it's possible, but it seems more likely that it will come at the end of the season.

 

[UTVolinExile]

I know u won't agree but I wish he would just go away. Its very tiresome..jmo

Lol, I want the old catbone back.

New catbone can GTFO. 😉

 

[Grudenator]

Here is my contribution to this massive conspiracy theory thread - totally statless.

- media put on alert after Kentucky game - announcement doesn't get made for whatever reason.
- media reports could happen after next loss.
- media reports Butch has to win games and keep class intact to retain job.
- Butch accidentally wins a game.
- AD tells Cade to decommit to show class is eroding in advance of loss to Missouri this weekend.
- AD leaves Butch in Missouri - makes announcement Sunday or Monday.

Volnation rejoices.

Lmao so true

 

[MaTaLa]

Since it is slow in here, the beaver tweet from earlier mentioned Busch gardens. I know it was mostly about the ups and downs of this thread and relating it to a rollercoaster but what if he was saying that because he is down in Tampa right now. Just a thought.

Mind blown

 

[knucklehead_vol]

I don't think Gruden comes here. Just my 2 cents

Why? Tennessee not good enough?

 

[goooooovols]

I was here in 2012, hoping like Hell Gruden would be here. Booster side insiders all over the deal. AD side, nothing. This time around, again it started with booster side insiders with 'soon'. Optimism grew yet again. BUT, I held out any major hope as long as JAV and LWS were an 'absolute no way'. They've changed their tune. Its now, everyone is rowing in the same direction and Gruden makes the call. It didn't get to that point 5 years ago. The money is there. The keys to the program appears to be there. Let's cross our fingers he's ready to get in here and make IT GREAT TO BE A TENNESSEE VOL.

Same

 

[Coastypop]

I don't think Gruden comes here. Just my 2 cents

Well thank you.... I can finally go on about my business.... wish someone had told me this 28 Gruden Threads ago


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[StillaWaiting]

Don’t know if there is anything to this, but...

Oh you getting devorced ?

 

[AllVolinGA]

Catbone is as useless as an eunuch at a porno convention.

 

[Coastypop]

Easy Coasty. I still believe! Soon.

It?s all good ... Chucky Soon



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[Coastypop]

Lulz


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[Coastypop]

'I was just wondering why all these ppl That don't like Gruden and don't think he is coming are spending so much time in the Gruden Threads. Whats the point?

Closet Gruden fans ... will claim there were on board all along when he is hired


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[G8rh8r]

Since it is slow in here, the beaver tweet from earlier mentioned Busch gardens. I know it was mostly about the ups and downs of this thread and relating it to a rollercoaster but what if he was saying that because he is down in Tampa right now. Just a thought.

I can't picture Beav at an amusement park. To many whiney kids, crappy food, germs, and not to mention only beer products....no fine scotch.

That said, I hope he's in Tampa helping Grude pack.

 

[volfan1631]

I'm a changed man. I used to get the bone. Now I'm doing the boning.

lmao

 

[patrick]

i don't think gruden comes here. Just my 2 cents

gtfo

 

[AllVolinGA]

Closet Gruden fans ... will claim there were on board all along when he is hired

Come on man. It's 2017, folks don't have to hide in the closet anymore.

 

[fishing Vol]

Lol, catbone can GTFO. 😉

 

[cbbowlingmd]

That should in fact be his introductory press conference.

Call all the media in the room. No podium. Stage set with a pile of Chucky boxes.

Media: "WTF is this?"

Gruden emerges from the pile in UT apparel, "RAAAWWWWR!"

Press conference over. No questions. Thanks for coming.

lol:

 

[TenUhSee]

'I was just wondering why all these ppl That don't like Gruden and don't think he is coming are spending so much time in the Gruden Threads. Whats the point?

some people are natural born azzholes whose only enjoyment in life is being the turd in the punchbowl.

 

[RockCityVol]

I believe in a few things ...
- there is a higher being
- I have to pay my taxes
- I will pass away one day
And.... Jon Gruden is our next coach!

 

[Stoked]

This has become my obession smh. I've been slacking so much at work my productivity has been s*** lol. Anyways SOON.