Official Jon Gruden Thread XXIX

[EricC1717]

You just sent our resident females into a ferocious tailspin.

Actually happily married for 13 years here.

 

[VolNExile]

You just sent our resident females into a ferocious tailspin.

Hey, I walked away from husband #1. Other than splitting the proceeds of the house sale, I left it all for him. Totally worth it. :zeitung_lesen:

 

[309VFL]

Why in the flyin flippin fornicatin f*** is Butch still our coach? I don’t hate a single person in this world, but I find it more and more difficult everyday to not hate Butch Jones. I get on social media everyday hoping and praying that surely this will be the day I get on here and Lyle Jones will no longer be the coach at Tennessee, and everyday is a huge letdown. Why can’t he do right by the fans and the players and make like a baby and head the f*** out? I’m too young to be on blood pressure meds but dammit he’s going to drive me to it. Somebody give me a Grumor to get me off of this ledge.

We found grudens turkey hole

 

[AllVolinGA]

Amazing! I think wrestling possibly saved my life during my HS days (my coach was a big part of that). Thanks for giving that gift to others.

You know this I am sure, but wrestling teaches so much about leverage. The school.I was at in GA had a great football team and a great wrestling program. Over half of the wrestlers were football players.

 

[2EastTnVols]

I will just give them a redneck vitamin pack, which consists of Norco, percocet or oxycodone and a B 12 shot.

Where do you live that it is starting so early?

 

[bevman]

Recently this place has become infested.... WTf

 

[ASamWitch]

I’m a wrestling coach. Year 15.

Thanks for that gift. HS wrestling kept me out of trouble. And I got to travel to some neat places at that age. Camps were a blast. I even coached the American HS in W. Germany.

 

[VFLnSFD]

Just remember

It can’t rain all the time

You lost me now.

 

[Squints]

Gruden to the Hill

1752 of 1753 of your likes have come from:

Gruden to the Hill.

The other one came when you first joined:

Hi VN,

I'm Comb and I'm new to these parts.

Keep 'em coming!

Soon.

 

[Bluegrass Vol]

gotta ya covered

I still love that Gif from the OG threads in 2012 where Dooley was in the car and Gurden pulls up and rolls his window down and says SOON!

 

[vol4rockytop]

We found grudens turkey hole

That gave me a chuckle at least.

 

[TenUhSee]

Just remember

It can’t rain all the time

and also remember : never eat yellow snow

 

[volfan1631]

Know why divorce is soo expensive.

Because it's worth it. LOL

My brother divorced his 1st wife because she kept putting beans in hot dog chili.

 

[tomq_123]

Yes. Yes. Yes.

I have been waiting for the plane tracker.

Is Lovie on there?

Still circling

 

[AllVolinGA]

My brother divorced his 1st wife because she kept putting beans in hot dog chili.

That is a for cause offense.

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

Just remember

It can’t rain all the time

You clearly haven't spent any time in SE Asia...

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

My brother divorced his 1st wife because she kept putting beans in hot dog chili.

Seems like something he might have inquired about before the marriage. Not judging though.

 

[vol445]

Been raining too much here

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

Like, a year ago.

Not really. Last Thursday.

That's a year in GrudeTime.

 

[Vols_Life]

My brother divorced his 1st wife because she kept putting beans in hot dog chili.

Hmmm...never heard it referred to as that before...foolin' around, cheating, having a thing on the side, etc... But never heard it called "putting beans in hot dog chili"

 

[preacherwebb]

There were as couple of particularly bad days with the negative posts. I sometimes wonder which people I put on ignore have come around like you have. I didn't put you on ignore though.

i've put a lot more people on ignore than i've posted the gif about, that's for sure. makes reading these threads:
1) faster
2) more enjoyable

 

[G8rh8r]

I still love that Gif from the OG threads in 2012 where Dooley was in the car and Gurden pulls up and rolls his window down and says SOON!

That's a classic. Who has it? Post it, I need a good laugh

 

[volfan1631]

Seems like something he might have inquired about before the marriage. Not judging though.

He told her he didn't like beans and she kept doing it. He told his 2nd wife that he divorced his 1st wife because of that. 2nd wife has never used beans. lol

 

[VFLnSFD]

i've put a lot more people on ignore than i've posted the gif about, that's for sure. makes reading these threads:
1) faster
2) more enjoyable

Yes. I completely agree.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

 

[309VFL]

Seems like something he might have inquired about before the marriage. Not judging though.

"do you take this woman to be your wife? "
"not if she keeps putting beans in my hot dog chili:realmad:"