Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVII

[knucklehead_vol]

My foot tastes great!

Lola is the left?

 

[The Comb]

My wife has been making light of the Gruden situation and my obsession of this thread. It's gotten so bad when she ask me what I'm looking at now I lie and either say pornhub or tinder....i take less shizz for it that way.

Gruden thread better than porn

 

[vol81]

May steal that one :lolabove:

It's better with t and d word s rather than boobs and pecker

 

[apevol]

You're surrounded!

Don't make me activate my secret weapon.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

My goodness, good crowd, good news. This evening is turning out to be Grude!

Ape...she wants to partay.

 

[Boca Vol]

We called it all dope, was just a matter of what kind you wanted.

Where are you from and what age range are you (I'm 45). I haven't heard it called that in a long time but I haven't lived in ET for the better part of 25 years, but I go back a lot.

I lived in Lenoir City for a long time.

Awesome!:rock:

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

I'm gonna go check my sperm for alien DNA. Lataz. Soon.

 

[Jake]

My wife has been making light of the Gruden situation and my obsession of this thread. It's gotten so bad when she ask me what I'm looking at now I lie and either say pornhub or tinder....i take less shizz for it that way.

Hahahaha I put my phone face down now when my wife walks in the room....cuz she can see the orange on the screen when I’m on this thread as she rolls her eyes at me and says, “well, you’re home but you’re not really home.”

 

[vol81]

That made me spit beer up my nose....lol

Joke actually refers to bad luck but tonight it's all 😊 good luck and vibes. So I inserted worry instead

 

[knucklehead_vol]

It's better with t and d word s rather than boobs and pecker

Speaking of pecker, anyone heard from him?

 

[2EastTnVols]

I called, they looked to see if he had checked in, they do not see anyone by the name of Jon Gruden being registered for a room tonight or tomorrow (it helped the guy didn't even know who Jon Gruden is). With that said, if he has a private meeting in place, he probably is not going to get a room. Lol....what we'll do to get some Grude news!

You're awesome! Thanks for the info!
Funny to think there are people that don't know him.

 

[Volbrando]

My wife has been making light of the Gruden situation and my obsession of this thread. It's gotten so bad when she ask me what I'm looking at now I lie and either say pornhub or tinder....i take less shizz for it that way.

Ata boy

 

[knoxswim890]

 

[Boca Vol]

Need me to test your Grudometer the old fashioned way?

Hey! Don't give LC a bad name!

 

[vollygirl]

Me! Haven’t been since I bought tickets off a scalper and he did the switcheroo on me and I sat at the very top of the stadium in the rain.

I won good seats in the dry from an Alzheimer’s auction at work. Looking forward to it.

Sweet!!!

 

[Hawkpilot]

Also, the debt has been paid.

I haven't read anything on here today, but based on twitter some observations.

Bev's decision to outsource was definitely against the grain.

No way Neyland is renovated at that price without a successful football program to bring in boosters/revenue

Betting line is down to +150 because all the bets are coming in on Gruden.

Beaver posts a smiley face on twitter and deletes all the ones bashing Currie, actually every tweet except this

I'm patiently optimistic.

 

[apevol]

Ape...she wants to partay.

She married?

 

[vollygirl]

Gave my 8 tix and parking pass to some young kids to go

Respect.

 

[DustyRockSolid]

If Gruden is with us. Who can stand against us?

 

[Boca Vol]

That's "Elevated Americans", to you buddy!

:lolabove::lolabove::lolabove::lolabove:

Awesome!

 

[IM4TN]

Where are you from and what age range are you (I'm 45). I haven't heard it called that in a long time but I haven't lived in ET for the better part of 25 years, but I go back a lot.



Awesome!:rock:

Blountville, fixin to turn 48.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

She married?

Who cares?

 

[tastycar]

She married?

Has that ever stopped you before?

 

[KB5252]

Well, I see the cheese is still on the taco.

Can I get a special order in this muther?

We need the Gruden special!

 

[Switch 625]

Gruden's room is in the North part of the hotel on the fifth floor. Room#500N