Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVII

[Jake]

I've heard that before as well. I grew up in ET in the late 70's & 80's. Didn't understand then.

Later I deducted that because all sodas in Lenoir City were called "Coke" and supposedly the early versions of Coca Cola had cocaine in it...I just connected the dots.

When I was at UT in 87-89’ I was buddies with a couple of guys from Leonor City. One of them was the QB there in high school....as I recall, Mike Adkins? and Gary Stutzman? Not sure on the spelling...does that ring a bell?

 

[The Comb]

I like you.

You're making me blush

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Could I please get some service around here??????

SOON...

:devilsmoke:

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Relax. It's done


Some of you guys worry so much you could run through a field of boobs and trip over a pecker

Grey goose time.

Why do you think some of us are having a partay? Albeit a weird one, for some of ya.

 

[Boca Vol]

Went to their outdoor area, caught a redhead ordering a scotch (looked like she'd had more than one) so I sat down and after hello's told her she must know the Beaver... she leaned over and whispered in my ear, "I know ALL about it and if you play your cards right you will soon know too."

I felt I was on the right track so asked her if she knew Ivan too? Turns out that was her recent ex-husband. Oh well, screwed that one up. On to the next one.....

Bravo! You sir, win the Gruden XXVII award! Outstanding.

:clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping::clapping:

 

[vollygirl]

Jon Gruden.

Boom!

 

[Weezer]

I need your number.

I'll send it to you.

 

[coffeevol]

let's get weird

Chive on?

 

[Jake]

Jon Gruden.

Classic response

 

[apevol]

You're making me blush

You'll stop bleeding at some point.

 

[VolAlum24]

Relax. It's done


Some of you guys worry so much you could run through a field of boobs and trip over a pecker

Grey goose time.

May steal that one :lolabove:

 

[DownTheField]

Unless Gruden becomes our next coach or he verifiably turns down a damn good offer from Tennessee, I will never support John Currie.

 

[IM4TN]

Relax. It's done


Some of you guys worry so much you could run through a field of boobs and trip over a pecker

Grey goose time.

Nowadays, you're more than likely to find 2 or 3 in the patch.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Stop being a *****?

He's a she dude.

 

[apevol]

He's a she dude.

My foot tastes great!

 

[The Comb]

Chive on?

even weirder

 

[FacelessArya]

Who's going to the game tomorrow?

Me! Haven’t been since I bought tickets off a scalper and he did the switcheroo on me and I sat at the very top of the stadium in the rain.

I won good seats in the dry from an Alzheimer’s auction at work. Looking forward to it.

 

[vol81]

I’ll be present.[/QUOTE

Gave my 8 tix and parking pass to some young kids to go

 

[Switch 625]

Who refers to their dad/stepdad as "mothers husband"

seems sketchy

I refer to my dad's wife as just that. Will not giver her any title with "mother" in it.

 

[The Comb]

You'll stop bleeding at some point.

I sure hope so

 

[Sara Clark]

Twitter

Gruden odds now at 150 AAAAGGGGHHH!!!!

My goodness, good crowd, good news. This evening is turning out to be Grude!

 

[Jake]

Relax. It's done


Some of you guys worry so much you could run through a field of boobs and trip over a pecker

Grey goose time.

That made me spit beer up my nose....lol

 

[VolNExile]

He's a she dude.

You're surrounded!

 

[coffeevol]

My wife has been making light of the Gruden situation and my obsession of this thread. It's gotten so bad when she ask me what I'm looking at now I lie and either say pornhub or tinder....i take less shizz for it that way.

 

[Behr]

Any other hints that have been floated?

I'll give you a hint where all the ape chit came from.

Yore welcome.