Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVII

[VolunteerHillbilly]

If you say dilly dilly one more time, I will string you up by the tits and gut you like a fish.

Anything that has tits can be milked.

 

[CNeagleVolFan]

if you say dilly dilly one more time, i will string you up by the tits and gut you like a fish.

dilly dilly gruden for 10 milly!!!

 

[apevol]

don't tempt me with a good time

I like you.

 

[DustyRockSolid]

I've heard that before as well. I grew up in ET in the late 70's & 80's. Didn't understand then.

Later I deducted that because all sodas in Lenoir City were called "Coke" and supposedly the early versions of Coca Cola had cocaine in it...I just connected the dots.

I lived in Lenoir City for a long time.

 

[Jake]

Ape...

Lol

 

[apevol]

dilly dilly gruden for 10 milly!!!

Come with me.

 

[Squints]

This thread since our daily come down... right on cue...

Dry... specifically, parched.

 

[Sara Clark]

Good crowd tonight. Nice way to end a work week for sure!!



***Edit*** Grude Crowd!

 

[tastycar]

This thread since our daily come down... right on cue...

Dry... specifically, parched.

Get ape to pee on it

 

[Weezer]

This thread isn't weird enough.

 

[apevol]

This thread since our daily come down... right on cue...

Dry... specifically, parched.

I'm wet..

 

[DustyRockSolid]

Your pseudonym does not adhere to normal modes of reality.

I hate what I fear and I fear what I don't understand!

 

[Poppa T]

I know. There have been quiet posters like this all afternoon.

Why some have been in such a lighthearted mood most of the afternoon. Some noticed.

 

[vollygirl]

Who's going to the game tomorrow?

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Need me to test your Grudometer the old fashioned way?

No I am done with this deal.

 

[jhcrane14]

Twitter

Gruden odds now at 150 AAAAGGGGHHH!!!!

 

[vol81]

Relax. It's done


Some of you guys worry so much you could run through a field of boobs and trip over a pecker

Grey goose time.

 

[apevol]

I need your number.

 

[IM4TN]

You hillbillies would probably be amused to know that the BP next to Sportsman's Grille in Belle Meade sells Dr. Enuf for about $3 a bottle.

That's "Elevated Americans", to you buddy!

 

[LAVol1]

Which is why y'all should have paid attention to my last post which is the only screenshot I have ever posted. That's how important I think it is.

I guess I'm a little slow.

"The debt has been paid in full"--meaning that Butch's buyout is complete? I think that was pretty much known or at least assumed it was agreed upon weeks ago. Was it lowered due to the events of the last week and then agreed upon? Is there any relevance to Gruden other than Butch's deal is done and it clears the way?

 

[knucklehead_vol]

I've heard that before as well. I grew up in ET in the late 70's & 80's. Didn't understand then.

Later I deducted that because all sodas in Lenoir City were called "Coke" and supposedly the early versions of Coca Cola had cocaine in it...I just connected the dots.

Makes sense.

 

[Squints]

Get ape to pee on it

Now you're talking

 

[apevol]

I hate what I fear and I fear what I don't understand!

Stop being a *****?

 

[DustyRockSolid]

Who's going to the game tomorrow?

Jon Gruden.

 

[Dooby15]

Who's going to the game tomorrow?

I’ll be present.