Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVII

[apevol]

About piss or toes? No thanks. I have enough stories of my own.

Neither. Its just my schizoid mind making abnormal connections.

 

[butchna]

I will check my Real Estate system. It usually takes time before the deed is transferred and recorded at the courthouse. If he did close, I should know in 30 days or less. I’ll keep checking.

We ain’t GOT thirty days! :scare:

 

[FacelessArya]

Glucometer is the ancestor of the Grudometer. Thank god we don't gotta taste piss to see where our Grudometer is at.

Good work. I like it.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

And it’s going south quickly lol

Ape...

 

[DustyRockSolid]

I come here looking for info, and do post when people are OBVIOUSLY taking advantage of naive folks by being intentionally vague or misleading. Is that wrong? I also reply to rumors that have legs when something interesting happens. Is that wrong?

If I reply to something asking a question though about something that happened 10-12 hours ago and the 1st response is someone telling me to go do research, I'm going to call you out for being a prick and repeat my question for the actual helpful Grudenites in attendance. Is that so wrong???

Savage. I like it.

 

[Coastypop]

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[Sara Clark]

Doctors used to taste it in the old days to check for diabetes before there were glucometers.

You've got to be pretty cool, no way around it!

 

[DustyRockSolid]

Do you know about camel piss?

I have heard good things about camel piss. Go on.....

 

[knucklehead_vol]

You poor guy. :no:

(pretty sure you're a guy. :wink2

Man, sugar.

 

[Coastypop]

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Soon


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[The Comb]

You mispelled Gruden to the hill, sir.

 

[FacelessArya]

Neither. Its just my schizoid mind making abnormal connections.

Crazy is good.

 

[apevol]

Crazy is good.

Sometimes.

 

[FacelessArya]

You've got to be pretty cool, no way around it!

Thanks, Sara. But you’re the coolest. Calling the Grude’s hotel? Major cool points. 😎

 

[Boca Vol]

But why?

I've heard that before as well. I grew up in ET in the late 70's & 80's. Didn't understand then.

Later I deducted that because all sodas in Lenoir City were called "Coke" and supposedly the early versions of Coca Cola had cocaine in it...I just connected the dots.

 

[IM4TN]

Crazy is good.

Good hell!, it's f'n wonderful!

 

[DustyRockSolid]

gtfo

Need me to test your Grudometer the old fashioned way?

 

[apevol]

This thread isn't weird enough.

 

[The Comb]

This thread isn't weird enough.

let's get weird

 

[IM4TN]

I've heard that before as well. I grew up in ET in the late 70's & 80's. Didn't understand then.

Later I deducted that because all sodas in Lenoir City were called "Coke" and supposedly the early versions of Coca Cola had cocaine in it...I just connected the dots.

We called it all dope, was just a matter of what kind you wanted.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

You hillbillies would probably be amused to know that the BP next to Sportsman's Grille in Belle Meade sells Dr. Enuf for about $3 a bottle.

 

[apevol]

Need me to test your Grudometer the old fashioned way?

Your pseudonym does not adhere to normal modes of reality.

 

[VFLnSFD]

Or in Greek “ it is finished”
Meaning the deal is done

Also, the debt has been paid.

 

[apevol]

let's get weird

If you say dilly dilly one more time, I will string you up by the tits and gut you like a fish.

 

[The Comb]

If you say dilly dilly one more time, I will string you up by the tits and gut you like a fish.

don't tempt me with a good time