Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVII

[knucklehead_vol]

Let's kick the **** out of him and take it.

Done!

 

[Coastypop]

I take it there is nothing new in here other than Knuckle and Ape going all Fifty Shades and a debate over the taste of urine??

Yep


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[knucklehead_vol]

Makes as much sense as anything. Gave a like.:hi:

Liked

 

[Jake]

so much for smalltalk.

Yawn

 

[FleeceItOut]

Anything exciting happen today?

 

[DustyRockSolid]

Hah! You knew where that was from! 10 points to Gryffindor!

 

[salutethehill]

Gruden zum Hügel

 

[knucklehead_vol]

I was trying to get in on this conversation, but then I was like.....ummmmm naw.

Chicken ****

 

[VolInNorthCack]

Well, your face smells like ape piss.

Nah. That's just Jaeger.

 

[The Comb]

Gruden zum Hügel

same

 

[Squints]

I bet your favorite place is the Frosty Cream, Doyle.

No, it's Carl's Mower Shop. Carl is Butch's older brother.

See the resemblance

 

[Jake]

Chicken ****

Yep hahaha

 

[Coastypop]

I was trying to get in on this conversation, but then I was like.....ummmmm naw.

No need tonight.... somebody took away the Gruden thread and replaced it with this


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[Sstterry]

I am going to leave my screen up, if I see white smoke coming from it I will know we have a coronation.

 

[Weezer]

The cosmos has gone Gruden. Tonight is the Beaver Moon.

 

[Jake]

No need tonight.... somebody took away the Gruden thread and replaced it with this

And it’s going south quickly lol

 

[DustyRockSolid]

Doctors used to taste it in the old days to check for diabetes before there were glucometers.

Glucometer is the ancestor of the Grudometer. Thank god we don't gotta taste piss to see where our Grudometer is at.

 

[BearCat204]

I come here looking for info, and do post when people are OBVIOUSLY taking advantage of naive folks by being intentionally vague or misleading. Is that wrong? I also reply to rumors that have legs when something interesting happens. Is that wrong?

If I reply to something asking a question though about something that happened 10-12 hours ago and the 1st response is someone telling me to go do research, I'm going to call you out for being a prick and repeat my question for the actual helpful Grudenites in attendance. Is that so wrong???

 

[knucklehead_vol]

No need tonight.... somebody took away the Gruden thread and replaced it with this

Gruden.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

glucometer is the ancestor of the grudometer. Thank god we don't gotta taste piss to see where our grudometer is at.

gtfo

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Glucometer is the ancestor of the Grudometer. Thank god we don't gotta taste piss to see where our Grudometer is at.

wish I'd gotten that memo earlier.

 

[DustyRockSolid]

soon

You mispelled Gruden to the hill, sir.

 

[OSVolFan]

Everyone knows Beav drinks Scotch...preferably poured by Ivan.

Went to their outdoor area, caught a redhead ordering a scotch (looked like she'd had more than one) so I sat down and after hello's told her she must know the Beaver... she leaned over and whispered in my ear, "I know ALL about it and if you play your cards right you will soon know too."

I felt I was on the right track so asked her if she knew Ivan too? Turns out that was her recent ex-husband. Oh well, screwed that one up. On to the next one.....

 

[VolNExile]

I thought one was gay and the other a lesbian. Which I guess both are gay?

You poor guy. :no:

(pretty sure you're a guy. :wink2

 

[salutethehill]

Gruden à la colline

This is fun