Official Jon Gruden Thread XIX

[VolDaddy87]

Last night I dreamed I stabbed a man in the face. Sliced the hell out of my hand trying to perforate the skull. The bastard reincarnated as a talking rooster. Killed that too. Then he came back as a two headed pig, so I dropped him out of an airplane.

Time to quit drinking.

fyp

 

[Coastypop]

Nope

Yeah... I give up... can't teach an old dog new tricks...

 

[apevol]

You might want to get that checked out dude... :blink:

...why?

 

[Godfatha]

One other thing is a medicine called Pyridium. It's a pain reliever for the urinary tract. It's sold under the AZO brand name. It turns your pee orange, but I'm assuming since you're a Vol fan, it's already orange. 😊

You can find it at any drug store. Just costs a couple bucks.

I will have to give that a shot, and I can piss an orange Go Vols in the dirt!

 

[#1ManningFan]

Tomorrow at 330 I’m gonna sit back and watch Tennessee knock the snot out of Alabama. I’m. Saying. The score will be 41-14 as those Bammers cry watching their Tide get steamrolled at home.

Of course, it’ll be the replay of Manning surgically destroying the Tide in 1995 on YouTube.

1995 Tennessee 41 Alabama 14 (ESPN) - YouTube

Dilly Dilly. Although im tired of watching the glory days. Ready for some new clips to add to the arsenal.

 

[HUD2000]

THIS!!!!!!
BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

HEY GUYS, WATCH THIS:

This journey has been one of my favorite parts of this thread haha.

 

[apevol]

Dilly Dilly. Although im tired of watching the glory days. Ready for some new clips to add to the arsenal.

You ****ing damn **** mother****ing **** ****.

 

[shocka2430]

Last night I dreamed I stabbed a man in the face. Sliced the hell out of my hand trying to perforate the skull. The bastard reincarnated as a talking rooster. Killed that too. Then he came back as a two headed pig, so I dropped him out of an airplane.

Time to drink.

 

[VFLnSFD]

That sucks. My kid broke his collar bone Monday. He is out two weeks from school and my wife has a minor operation on Tuesday.

That's a rough set of circumstances. Good luck!

 

[Batman1948]

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Got me trying to do this crap :}:}:}

 

[m1al]

Started out with 4. passed one, doc said the largest is less than 4mm.

You should be able to pass those. Cranberry juice is good.. Flowmax helps dilate your pipes so they pass easier..

Last one I had busted was 17mm. I passed 4 or 5 fragments that were 4-5mm.. I've had so many of them (all but ONE on my right side) I can pass ones 3-4mm in size with almost no pain.. I think the damn things have bored out my right side and there's nothing left but scar tissue..

 

[apevol]

fyp

Noooo.

 

[BTS]

I had a stone and went to the hospital . The Nurse in the ER was going to give me pain meds . she told me to describe how bad it hurt on a scale of one to ten. She said one being not bad at all and ten being so bad that you would eat a turd on a stick to get the pain to stop. I told her to bring me the turd. Real story

 

[FacelessArya]

I will have to give that a shot, and I can piss an orange Go Vols in the dirt!

Lol! Just don't stumble and piss yourself. It'll stain your clothes!

 

[apevol]

No way I'm spilling a drop.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Got me trying to do this crap :}:}:}

.

 

[shocka2430]

No way I'm spilling a drop.

Lol

 

[#1ManningFan]

You ****ing damn **** mother****ing **** ****.

Am I wrong? I mean how many times do we gotta watch the old stuff before we can get some new highlights to get our jollys off?

 

[SergeantVol]

Ah my pre-work routine but I use whiskey instead.

 

[apevol]

Am I wrong? I mean how many times do we gotta watch the old stuff before we can get some new highlights to get our jollys off?

I only took issue with two words.

 

[volfan1631]

This journey has been one of my favorite parts of this thread haha.

Imagine when you get to the destination

 

[m1al]

I had a stone and went to the hospital . The Nurse in the ER was going to give me pain meds . she told me to describe how bad it hurt on a scale of one to ten. She said one being not bad at all and ten being so bad that you would eat a turd on a stick to get the pain to stop. I told her to bring me the turd. Real story

They do SUCK!

 

[mrmax86]

I'm drinking everything I can with lemons in it. Thinking about going and get them busted up. Doc said I had 3 left. Yesterday I could have cut them out myself.

I've heard if you drink 6 room temperature canned cokes within one hour, then eat 8 oz of pureed asparagus, that works.

 

[shocka2430]

Am I wrong? I mean how many times do we gotta watch the old stuff before we can get some new highlights to get our jollys off?

No that's not it, you said the thing they dislike right now. Lol

 

[#1ManningFan]

I only took issue with two words.

I come in peace lol