Official Jon Gruden Thread XIX

[The Comb]

Full steam ahead to Gruden XX

 

[The Comb]

The next person who says 'dilly dilly' is getting stabbed.

Dilly dilly?

 

[Grand Vol]

preacherwebb's how to post a gif seminar:

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Paste image address
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Attempt to do this at least 37 times in 15 minutes
Continue posting as attached files for two days
Get frustrated because the gifs aren't giffing
Try it again
Add additional spaces where you shouldn't
Become even more frustrated
Get assistance from 19 other VN posters on how to do it
Finally get it right
Can't remember how, but manage to do it again
Test with same "Boom!" picture at least five times
Claim victory!

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Fixed for extreme accuracy

 

[orangesoda]

The next person who says 'dilly dilly' is getting stabbed.

lol

 

[Coastypop]

This is what I see when the 'monitors' come in here and try to 'save' us from Grudenism:

Delete

 

[Oldvol75]

I feel ya brother.. I've passed at least a 100 or more over the last 3 decades.. Been to the ER several times and have had four busted (maybe five, I can't remember). Once passed one the size of a 22 caliber slug (no lie).. Fun times... Through way too much experience I have developed zen like powers when it comes to pain management.. Haaaa..

One thing I'm doing now is drining a cup of warm lemon water every morning.. Read sometime back it helps cut down the frequency.. From what I can tell, it's working..

I'm drinking everything I can with lemons in it. Thinking about going and get them busted up. Doc said I had 3 left. Yesterday I could have cut them out myself.

 

[shocka2430]

The next person who says 'dilly dilly' is getting stabbed.

You just said it again.

 

[The Comb]

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Nope

 

[BTS]

Nursing a kidney stone, waiting for it to pass, other than that OK. I didn't sign up for all this getting old stuff.

a kidney stone is the real pit of misery

 

[fishing Vol]

Preacher with the great resiliency and resolve in his gif game.

Sunday's sermon will be a gif from God presentation.

 

[m1al]

I'm drinking everything I can with lemons in it. Thinking about going and get them busted up. Doc said I had 3 left. Yesterday I could have cut them out myself.

Hate it for ya.. Are you new to this?
Do they know how big they are?

 

[volfan1631]

Soon

 

[SmokeyLives]

Tomorrow at 330 I’m gonna sit back and watch Tennessee knock the snot out of Alabama. I’m. Saying. The score will be 41-14 as those Bammers cry watching their Tide get steamrolled at home.

Of course, it’ll be the replay of Manning surgically destroying the Tide in 1995 on YouTube.

1995 Tennessee 41 Alabama 14 (ESPN) - YouTube

 

[VolsFanJC]

have you learned to make your own yet?

Do tell! Inquiring minds would like to know...lol.

I'll hang up and listen

 

[VolDaddy87]

The next person who says 'dilly dilly' is getting stabbed.

a kidney stone is the real pit of misery

This seems like a set up....

 

[Ohio_Vol]

Gif

 

[Oldvol75]

Hate it for ya.. Are you new to this?
Do they know how big they are?

Started out with 4. passed one, doc said the largest is less than 4mm.

 

[B EaZy40]

Reed and Boomer are my least favorites...

Lolol, really? Im good friends with Reed and cant really stand to listen to any of the other shows. Ive never been sports talk guy and listen to him to support his endeavors.

 

[FacelessArya]

I'm drinking everything I can with lemons in it. Thinking about going and get them busted up. Doc said I had 3 left. Yesterday I could have cut them out myself.

One other thing is a medicine called Pyridium. It's a pain reliever for the urinary tract. It's sold under the AZO brand name. It turns your pee orange, but I'm assuming since you're a Vol fan, it's already orange. &#128522;

You can find it at any drug store. Just costs a couple bucks.

 

[Ohio_Vol]

That was a test gif.

 

[apevol]

You just said it again.

Last night I dreamed I stabbed a man in the face. Sliced the hell out of my hand trying to perforate the skull. The bastard reincarnated as a talking rooster. Killed that too. Then he came back as a two headed pig, so I dropped him out of an airplane.

Time to drink.

 

[Godfatha]

I'm drinking everything I can with lemons in it. Thinking about going and get them busted up. Doc said I had 3 left. Yesterday I could have cut them out myself.

As someone who passes one about once a year, I feel your pain brother. That pain would knock anyone down, don't care how tough they are.

 

[lionfoorest]

Can I go tow for two?

 

[Kid Deezy]

Last night I dreamed I stabbed a man in the face. Sliced the hell out of my hand trying to perforate the skull. The bastard reincarnated as a talking rooster. Killed that too. Then he came back as a two headed pig, so I dropped him out of an airplane.

Time to drink.

You might want to get that checked out dude... :blink:

 

[volfan1631]

Started out with 4. passed one, doc said the largest is less than 4mm.

Be glad they aren't like these

Removing the Largest Kidney Stones (Rocks!!) Ever | TheNP - YouTube