Official Jon Gruden Thread XIX

[preacherwebb]

preacherwebb's how to post a gif seminar:

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[shocka2430]

have you learned to make your own yet?

Asking the real questions.

 

[Power T-Rev]

have you learned to make your own yet?

You're opening up a can of worms

 

[preacherwebb]

have you learned to make your own yet?

I can hear it now all across VolNation, "Oh no you didn't!!!!"

I did see it as a possibility on giphy, but I haven't got there yet. But when I do, I'll come back to VolNation for instructions!

 

[Oldvol75]

That sucks. My kid broke his collar bone Monday. He is out two weeks from school and my wife has a minor operation on Tuesday.

Sounds like you have nurse duty for a while, hope both recover quickly!

 

[FacelessArya]

I've heard that but I don't drink, I am trying everything I can with lemons in it.

Sorry, dude. Heating pad and ibuprofen, then. Not Tylenol or Aspirin. You need anti inflammatory meds.
Hope you pass it quick.

 

[zydane47]

So are gifs the only way Preacher is going to communicate on here now? lol

 

[Hawkpilot]

Noone is denying any reports, noone is defending Butch, Haynesworth says Boom, billboards are coming down in the darkness Sunday night.. Boom it's done!

And some guy with a degree from MIT either has all the answers or a PhD in trolling.

 

[preacherwebb]

I was saving this one for when we announced Gruden, not even knowing if it'd work.
I can't wait any longer.

 

[The Comb]

Gruden to the Hill!

 

[CABVOL]

From the RF...

I'll post this once, in case anybody cares-- probably not, but here goes. UT is a state university, subject to formal hiring policy and procedures. We currently have a sitting HC and a BOT that governs such matters. So while intermediaries may approach Gruden casually to gauge his interest in coaching, they can't offer or promise him anything. They can gather info in an unofficial capacity, but they don't speak for the university and what they say isn't, in any way, endorsed or binding. If Gruden says, "UT. That's wild, man. Let's talk."-- then when UT has an opening for HC, UTAD will contact Gruden's agent and they'll talk. Meanwhile, UT will do the requisite posting, listing, searching, vetting and interviewing required. The Chancellor and the BOT will be involved, and it will become official. Financials will be discussed, and negotiations will ensue.

That's the way it works, for those who're interested. Not nearly as fun as Grudapalooza and Currie going Columbo in the back room of a Pilot, but there you have it. Carry on. Go Vols.

 

[volinSmyrna]

I know what it is I am about to ask, but I am going to ask it anyway.

Does the news cycle and craziness die down in here for the next 24-36 hours until after the Bama game? Then every minute that passes that Butch is still the coach people are called trolls/losers/spreaders of mis-information.

I don't think I've ever looked more forward to the end of a game as I am this one. We all need the mega-tub of popcorn.

 

[apevol]

Oh, bless you. I get them all the time. Drink copious amounts of beer. It's about the only thing that helps me.

I guess Im gonna start faking kidney stones from now on...

 

[shocka2430]

So are gifs the only way Preacher is going to communicate on here now? lol

 

['Boro-vol]

DTO = troll or part of misinformation campaign

Neither.

 

[Poppa T]

Sometimes it feels like no one listens to me.

But we are. Don't let it get you down.

 

[The Comb]

I know what it is I am about to ask, but I am going to ask it anyway.

Does the news cycle and craziness die down in here for the next 24-36 hours until after the Bama game? Then every minute that passes that Butch is still the coach people are called trolls/losers/spreaders of mis-information.

I don't think I've ever looked more forward to the end of a game as I am this one. We all need the mega-tub of popcorn.

The craziness never dies down

 

[RollinVol]

Im glad im not the only preacher who didn't know how to post gifs. thanks for the lesson guys and gals.

 

[m1al]

Nursing a kidney stone, waiting for it to pass, other than that OK. I didn't sign up for all this getting old stuff.

I feel ya brother.. I've passed at least a 100 or more over the last 3 decades.. Been to the ER several times and have had four busted (maybe five, I can't remember). Once passed one the size of a 22 caliber slug (no lie).. Fun times... Through way too much experience I have developed zen like powers when it comes to pain management.. Haaaa..

One thing I'm doing now is drinking a cup of warm lemon water every morning.. Read sometime back it helps cut down the frequency.. From what I can tell, it's working..

 

[Doc_Vol]

I can hear it now all across VolNation, "Oh no you didn't!!!!"

I did see it as a possibility on giphy, but I haven't got there yet. But when I do, I'll come back to VolNation for instructions!

got you covered thats where I created this gem

 

[shocka2430]

Gruden baby.

 

[preacherwebb]

Okay ladies and gents, I get to go spend some time with my family.
Ain't nothing Grudenwise gonna happen today anyhow.

For the record, I saved the gif seminar instructions on microsoft word in my sermon files, just in case I forget.

See y'all later.

 

[lionfoorest]

First try??

 

[FacelessArya]

What I imagine discussions between Butch and Currie look like...

 

[apevol]

The next person who says 'dilly dilly' is getting stabbed.