Haha, fair enough. But, even without a M&P I still wouldn't have one.
None of my bidness but what does the grands (I assume that means grandchildren) have to do with getting a M&P?
Just curious and asking because I'm confident you have a good reason.
Yea, I don't like it too smooth and the more mashing the quicker it starts turning. A fork and a bowl is best, for me, with guacamole.
I use my mortal and pestle, which is a 7" Thai granite with a 8" pestle mainly for peppercorns, herbs for pesto and making garlic paste. I absolutely hate a garlic press. Worthless pieces of crap. Hope you don't have one. Haha. If you do, sorry, enjoy it, glad you like it.