Clever Game Day signs

[hmanvolfan]

'spurrier still sucks' can never go wrong there, or;
dEpartment of
correctionS
memPhis
not sure of one for the N, still needs some work

Which Memphis players have been incarcerated and are under the jurisdiction of the DOC?:wacko:

 

[volfan55]

Andre Allen was arrested for soliciting a prostitute a couple of years back...there's an easy target.

Andre....it's only 50 bucks

 

[VolunteerOrange]

I think someone may have said this before:

#1 in the nation
#2 in the state

And then there's always (assuming Memphis beats Tulsa)
26-1

Or my personal favorite if Ted Valentine is reffing:
Teddy- Go back to Real Estate

 

[hmanvolfan]

I think someone may have said this before:

#1 in the nation
#2 in the state

And then there's always (assuming they beat Tulsa)
26-1

Or my personal favorite if Ted Valentine is reffing:
Teddy- Go back to Real Estate

Who's playing Tulsa and when are they doing it?

 

[pricevol5]

Andre....it's only 50 bucks

I like that

 

[RockyTop572]

I think it'd be funny for someone to make a big "get out of jail free" card and write something under it like "hey Dozier at least there's something you can hit that's free"...

 

[volswitten1]

Traveling to memphis to watch the Vols play $200
Picking up a hooker outside FedEx forum $100 dollars
Leaving Memphis #1 priceless

 

[jcolli30]

Memphis: Training tomorrow's wife beaters, today

 

[hmanvolfan]

Memphis: Training tomorrow's wife beaters, today

I thought these were supposed to be clever.

 

[jcolli30]

I thought these were supposed to be clever.

Too obvious? I'll think so more.

 

[volfan55]

Traveling to memphis to watch the Vols play $200
Picking up a hooker outside FedEx forum $100 dollars
Leaving Memphis #1 priceless

It's cheaper than that:dance2:

 

[hmanvolfan]

It's cheaper than that:dance2:

And how would you know that? hmy:

 

[vestvol98]

how about

Memphis america's only 4 year junior college!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Maybe it's just getting too late.

 

[mr3dboot]

Coach Cal is my pal,
Love Bruce

Even
Summit
Plays
Nice

I slapped my mom for this ticket

Don't worry, be slappy

Everyone's
Slapping
People
Near Memphis

 

[MaroonMob]

Coach Cal is my pal,
Love Bruce

Even
Summit
Plays
Nice

I slapped my mom for this ticket

Don't worry, be slappy

Everyone's
Slapping
People
Near Memphis

HAHAHAHAHA......I like Slappy. That is just classic

CHEATING Since 1831:

 

[True_Fan]

"Tiger High...Where you'll never need more than a crayon."

 

[Ohiovol09]

Memphis america's only 4 year junior college!

I like that one. How about:

PEARL EATS CALAMARI - with the M crossed out replaced with a P

 

[Ohiovol09]

and have someone photoshop Bruce chomping on coach Cal's head

 

[volfan55]

Ok I have the best one ever:
Calapari has a Pearl necklace
(Then have a picture of Bruce heads strung around Cal's neck)

 

[hmanvolfan]

I like that one. How about:

PEARL EATS CALAMARI - with the M crossed out replaced with a P

Are you really sure you would like to see that sign?

 

[hmanvolfan]

and have someone photoshop Bruce chomping on coach Cal's head

This is getting worse. :blink:

 

[Ohiovol09]

ok ok... I was just trying to think, but I like the one with the Pearl necklace.

 

[Rocky-Top 10EC]

This is the best post I have seen in my short time here at VN, laughing the whole way through.

 

[jcolli30]

This is the best post I have seen in my short time here at VN, laughing the whole way through.

I guess you weren't here for the "Official make fun of (Insert team name here)" threads.