Interviewer: Chicken **** Little, what do you think about this Iran deal?
Chicken **** Little: The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
Interviewer: Now, Chicken **** Little, those are pretty bold claims. What would you have proposed?
Chicken **** Little: I would have continued on the path we were going, which would have allowed Iran to build nuclear weapons un-monitored, then had the US military blow Iran up.
Interviewer: Surely you jest, Chicken **** Little.
Chicken **** Little: No, I'm dead serious. Or is the sky not falling?
Interviewer: Well, Chicken **** Little, you sound pretty much like chicken **** to me.