The OU Frat Case and the Legal Fallout

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DinkinFlicka said:
Child's play. I can recite rapper's delight and Slick Rick's first two albums off the top of the dome. And don't get me started on any emcee to spring out of Bedstuy. You'd think I lived there.

As terrible as you are, this Gomer Pile i'm arguing with is a sad **** show.
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You need to relax a tad. Obviously you missed the sarcastic blue font as I think I'd come up with something better than Sir Mix-A-Lot and Digital Underground.

Ooo-sah my friend.
 
#229
#229
Sorry guys. They called me in as a favor to help out on Paddy's. I'm already 5 car bombs in and there's not been a single patron yet.
 
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DinkinFlicka said:
Who told you to hustle things out of me when I'm drunk via a game of rock, paper, scissors?

Which of my ex girlfriends have you been talking to?
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Now you don't remember the night?

The freaky chick with the pony tail. Cat eyes and the cut off Levi's.
 
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DinkinFlicka said:
I really love all the hip hop aficionados in here. You guys have a real knack for composition, lyrical content, and substance.
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Three things hip hop is devoid of.

Homie is a phony

Cacophony..

straight sipping on tea ..wit ma G's

There ya go..royalty free. You have a reference to black culture, a word 99% of American's dont know AND makes no sense in the lyrics but it starts a rhyme, more references to black culure in the dirty south.

Now I imagine a guy named Sea-Murda who is a type of street wise pro marine life thug ass gangsta whose trademark is the whale sound he does at different points in his songs which adds an air of dis-harmonic progressiveness. In his videos all he has to do is dance like he has cerelbal palsy, visual imagery that references cars, big butts, and stacks and stacks and stacks = Hit.

See..there is a reason white guys write all the hip hop songs :crazy:
 
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#235
Back on topic..the OU song is nothing worse than anything you'll find in an NWA song, or one of my personal favorite hip hop artists, Bust Down.
 
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DinkinFlicka said:
Sorry guys. They called me in as a favor to help out on Paddy's. I'm already 5 car bombs in and there's not been a single patron yet.
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You sound like a real asset to society. Too bad there isn't a museum of hip hop, you could lend your talents to the "lyrics, substance, and artwork" exhibit.
 
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VolsButch98 said:
You sound like a real asset to society. Too bad there isn't a museum of hip hop, you could lend your talents to the "lyrics, substance, and artwork" exhibit.
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The Smithsonian has J-Dilla's equipment on display, along with other golden age items, so that's covered.

I am pretty awesome though. I'm generally happier than a pig in its own excrement. You, however, are a wet blanket.

I remember posting here last year on the same day. I've come a long way. I was completely plastered at this point.
 
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DinkinFlicka said:
The Smithsonian has J-Dilla's equipment on display, along with other golden age items, so that's covered.

I am pretty awesome though. I'm generally happier than a pig in its own excrement. You, however, are a wet blanket.

I remember posting here last year on the same day. I'very come a long way. I was completely plastered at this point.
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Don't know who that is. Good thing I don't have to pick this J-Dilla out of a lineup, although I'm sure I wouldn't be the first who has.
 
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VolsButch98 said:
Don't fret Token, I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings again and say what it actually told me.
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I'm not black... yet.

I don't particularly care what me being drunk on Saint Patrick's day tells someone like you. I'm convinced you're either extremely old or a little retarded... possibly both.

Hang on to your depends, Methuselah. It's gonna be a bumpy ride today.
 
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DinkinFlicka said:
I'm not black... yet.

I don't particularly care what me being drunk on Saint Patrick's day tells someone like you. I'm convinced you're either extremely old or a little retarded... possibly both.

Hang on to your depends, Methuselah. It's gonna be a bumpy rids today.
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Or I work.. It is Tuesday afternoon after all. Again, real asset to society. Probably buying those drinks with your EBT card right?
 
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DinkinFlicka said:
What if one of Jay-Z's 99 problems was indeed a b*tch?
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C'mon Dink, I know you're angry, frustrated for sure
But the guy is just opinionated, perfectly legit up in hur
He's being honest, just stating his piece
No need for you to rise like an unchained beast
So what if he's no fan of rap or even Common
At least you're celebrating today by doin some bombin
Some of us are stuck at work with no end in sight
No libations for me right now, but maybe tonight
Remember you have it good, oh king of the still
Of course if that doesn't work, you still have your pill
As a gentle prod, no need to get angry or be in dismay
And celebrate the moment with a Happy St Patty's Day
 
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DinkinFlicka said:
I'm not black... yet.

I don't particularly care what me being drunk on Saint Patrick's day tells someone like you. I'm convinced you're either extremely old or a little retarded... possibly both.

Hang on to your depends, Methuselah. It's gonna be a bumpy ride today.
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Grand Vol said:
C'mon Dink, I know you're angry, frustrated for sure
But the guy is just opinionated, perfectly legit up in hur
He's being honest, just stating his piece
No need for you to rise like an unchained beast
So what if he's no fan of rap or even Common
At least you're celebrating today by doin some bombin
Some of us are stuck at work with no end in sight
No libations for me right now, but maybe tonight
Remember you have it good, oh king of the still
Of course if that doesn't work, you still have your pill
As a gentle prod, no need to get angry or be in dismay
And celebrate the monent with a Happy St Patty's Day
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Now I know why you haven't posted in the past hour.

Diction and prose is on point. You'd have to fiddle with the syllables to fit on your typical time signature, Shakespeare ;-)
 
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