Recruiting Forum Football Talk XVII

[unioncityvol]

I leave for AN HOUR and this is what I come back to. Unbelievable... Let's go butchna :aggressive:

Quick, someone check on the hamster.

 

[sigchig]

Rails nails bails sails trails jails mails pails wails

Snails and fails and flails and quails imo

 

[MockingVol]

Haha I've gotten the same email.

I've gotten that email once or twice... or eight times. I'm basically pen pals with Freak

 

[sigchig]

I've gotten that email once or twice... or eight times. I'm basically pen pals with Freak

Titties or language? Lol or did you mock someone too vigorously? :hi:

 

[seaofORANGE22]

I could get used to this whole Florida is the butt of all the jokes thing going on right now.

The Mcelwain era rules!

 

[Outofmyvolcanmind]

Hickory dickory dock
Jim McElwain was s......


Nevermind. Don't want to get banned.

Surprised Dice Clay hasn't made it up here yet. Still time with the late night crowd.

 

[bluegrasser]

The gators that chomp
Down In the swamp,
Are looking for a class to sign.

But woe is their rank
It really does stank
And Butch says "all these 5 stars are mine."

 

[Brillovol]

The wheels on the bus keep falling off,
falling off,
falling off.
The wheels on the bus keep falling off,
down in the swamp.

Recruits just say "I'll decommit;"
decommit,decommit;"
Recruits just say "I'll decommit;"
down in the swamp.

The diamonds in the rough are lining up;
lining up;
lining up.
The diamonds in the rough are lining up,
down in the swamp.

McElwain says "how's my hair,
how's my hair, how's my hair;"
McElwain says "how's my hair",
down in the swamp.

The Gata fans say "Wah, wah, wah;
Wah, wah, wah;
Wah, wah, wah".
The Gata fans say "Wah, wah, wah",
down in the swamp.

The money from the doners dries on up;
dries on up;
dries on up.
The money from the doners dries on up,
down in the swamp.

 

[Burger]

How much is the fish?
We're about to start making Florida our *****
With Jones and Debord running circles around
No wonder that Gator's shorts were brown

 

[LebanonVolunteer]

I've gotten that email once or twice... or eight times. I'm basically pen pals with Freak

Now you have me curious. Are these "emails" the same thing as the "infractions" or something different.

 

[PassedOutAwake]

Florida sucks/
And I dont give 2 ****s/

 

[pattiycake]

You guys are killing it today! Just catching up and I think I have used almost all of my likes on this thread and I have laughed so hard I cried! Well done!

 

[Maxwell]

Tux's phone is out of minutes. Butch can't clear the hire with him.

He couldn't secure a seat at "the table". I think there is a opening soon.

 

[pattiycake]

I've gotten that email once or twice... or eight times. I'm basically pen pals with Freak

A 2 timer is what he is! Told me I was the only one...:cray:

 

[Glitch]

There once was a man wearing jorts
Who turned his skinny jean into shorts
He tried but he failed
The gators then flailed
And the Vols kicked him right in the friggin junk!

 

[Glitch]

I've gotten that email once or twice... or eight times. I'm basically pen pals with Freak

No way Jose! Pen pals with Freak! I so jelly!

 

[pismonque]

Round and round the Sunshine State
The Gators chased the 3-stars
Offered 2's and settled for 1's
Swamped, chomped and FUBAR

 

[volatil]

I hate Florida


No rhymes

 

[Glitch]

Round and round the Sunshine State
The Gators chased the 3-stars
Offered 2's and settled for 1's
Swamped, chomped and FUBAR

Baa, baa McElwain
Have you any playas?
Yes Vol. Yes Vol.
Two star slayas!

 

[Glitch]

I hate Florida


No rhymes

The gators suck.
The gators suck.
Very soon they'll be outa luck.

 

[amazingGRACE]

Baa, baa BlackElwain
Have you any playas?
Yes Vol. Yes Vol.
Two star slayas!

fyp

 

[Glitch]

fyp

Racist!

 

[PassedOutAwake]

Richard McBryde (4* OLB Auburn commit) cancelled his visit to UF. They could miss on all of their big names.

 

[volatil]

I have to work during the Super Bowl. I'm not even mad. Hate both teams

 

[volatil]

Richard McBryde (4* OLB Auburn commit) cancelled his visit to UF. They could miss on all of their big names.

Did they offer Ford?