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So I played golf today.
On this long par 4 that has a blind drive because the fairway has an extremely downhill grade. We, being the considerate golfers that we are, drive ahead to make certain the group ahead of us is gone.
Everyone of us hit dead center of the fairway but in the blind spot for the next group. All the sudden a ball lands about 5 feet away from where I was standing. I run up the hill to tell the group behind us we are in the line of fire.
The old guys in that group were hitting from the reds. I yelled "hold up". One of the old farts yelled back "we'll I guess you should hurry the F up".
I proceeded back down the hill into the blind spot and another ball comes close to me. I pick a ball up and throw it into the high weeds.
They didn't do that the rest of the day.
So I played golf today.
On this long par 4 that has a blind drive because the fairway has an extremely downhill grade. We, being the considerate golfers that we are, drive ahead to make certain the group ahead of us is gone.
Everyone of us hit dead center of the fairway but in the blind spot for the next group. All the sudden a ball lands about 5 feet away from where I was standing. I run up the hill to tell the group behind us we are in the line of fire.
The old guys in that group were hitting from the reds. I yelled "hold up". One of the old farts yelled back "we'll I guess you should hurry the F up".
I proceeded back down the hill into the blind spot and another ball comes close to me. I pick a ball up and throw it into the high weeds.
They didn't do that the rest of the day.
I told the guy in my cart it's like that one scene in the Hangover. "I'll hit an old man. Yeah that's right, you better walk away".Had this exact same thing happen to me today! I was playing in a foursome, and some guy playing with his girlfriend(who was just riding) drove on top of us then complained because we hadn't let him play despite him only just having come up to us. So after he dropped a couple of inappropriate words, we let him play through. And then I waited and dropped a 4-iron on to the green in the middle of his putt.
I played golf with my cousin one time and he teed a ball up and hit it back at 'em.
Yup. Something is deff not right. What up with that, Freak?
Freak had said somewhere this weekend that he had server problems which caused post time and day of week problems. It also apparently has messed up putting the new post in bold. There was also several hours when VN members weren't able to post anything. A cluster weekend.
Couple of updates on guys who UT isn't really in it with. Thought this would be a good place.
Jordan Scarlett is deciding today between USCe, tOSU, and Miami. The Canes are really surging here and look to be his pick.
Blake Barnett is really impressing at the Elite 11. He checked in at a hair under 6'5. He's a Bama commit.
@BruceFeldmanCFB: #Bama QB commit Blake Barnett told me after de-committing from NotreDame, an ND fan tweeted at him saying he hoped he tears his ACL.
Kyler Murray, Texas A&M commit, checked in at 5'10 and 177 lbs. Didn't know he was that little. Little worrisome.
@RivalsFriedman: 3-star RB AJ Turner will be announcing today between #SouthCarolina #MichiganState and #UVA
couple of updates on guys who ut isn't really in it with. Thought this would be a good place.
Jordan scarlett is deciding today between usce, tosu, and miami. The canes are really surging here and look to be his pick.
Blake barnett is really impressing at the elite 11. He checked in at a hair under 6'5. He's a bama commit.
@brucefeldmancfb: #bama qb commit blake barnett told me after de-committing from notredame, an nd fan tweeted at him saying he hoped he tears his acl.
Kyler murray, texas a&m commit, checked in at 5'10 and 177 lbs. Didn't know he was that little. Little worrisome.
@rivalsfriedman: 3-star rb aj turner will be announcing today between #southcarolina #michiganstate and #uva
@rivals: 4-star ol andre james will commit at the opening. He talks final 5 schools. #wouldcraphispantsifhehadtoplayinthesec ($)
