The Unofficial Official make Fun of Utah State Thread

[governmentmule]

Knock knock: who's there? Terrible. Terrible who? Terrible thread.

i did say

"I know unoriginal,but somebody has to start it "

 

[005]

Utah State's momma(s) is/are so stupid they thought Chuckie Keeton was a refund.

 

[FLVOL_79]

How do you get a Utah grad off your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

 

[GreveHaller]

Utah State is excited to play the Vols because of all the potential doors to knock on between Logan and Knoxville

 

[volgrad500]

What does a Utah State cheerleader say after sex?

Get up daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

 

[volboy81]

What does a Utah State cheerleader say after sex?

Get up daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

That's Bama! 😜

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Most of these are retread bammer jokes.
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[Orange_Crush]

 

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

What does a Utah State cheerleader say after sex?

Get up daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Good grief man. In no way, shape, or form does this apply to Utah or Utah State. They don't have a reputation for incest like Bama.
Stick to things that actually apply to the school/state we're making fun of.

Huge swing and miss on this one.......

 

[DD4ME]

Mormons

 

[volgrad500]

Good grief man. In no way, shape, or form does this apply to Utah or Utah State. They don't have a reputation for incest like Bama.
Stick to things that actually apply to the school/state we're making fun of.

Huge swing and miss on this one.......

LOL wow man you're taking this seriously! Ok, how about this one?
Girls from Utah State are SOOOO ugly, only chat-town would @#$# them!

 

[FLVOL_79]

Utah State is excited to play the Vols because of all the potential doors to knock on between Logan and Knoxville

Well to be honest after the past few seasons at UT some might find Joseph Smith to be legit.

 

[FLVOL_79]

1 nagging wife is bad enough but 8?...

 

[GreveHaller]

1 nagging wife is bad enough but 8?...

and you know they end up cycling at the same time

 

[keithpowers]

and you know they end up cycling at the same time

a/k/a, "Mormon roulette"

 

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

"Stadium"

Winner

 

[DD4ME]

 

[Other_Guy]

Stupid thread. Should be titled "official unoffical thread".

 

[DD4ME]

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[BlueHalo]

In general, out west, when we see a Utah license plate they are referred to as Utards. No joke.

 

[Volru]

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking?

Make sure there's more than one at your party.

"Make sure there's more than one at your party"... George Donner

 

[JL 103]

This is a fact, confirmed by my wife, who is from Utah

 

[Vols_74]

Why did Utah St. change their football field to artificial turf?


To keep their cheerleaders from grazing during halftime!!!!

 

[sport3500]

Herman Munster was hilarious In My Cousin Vinny.

 

[UTwild82]

Missouri is also the location of the Garden of Eden in Mormon teachings. so the Aggie fans can also visit Eden on the way to Knoxville.