It's like Mr. Potato head. You can really put anything anywhere and win, but this is a helpful guide to make you a better Gruden Insider:
"Hey guys, I know I don't post much over here, so you can (a.)________. I just got done(b.)_______, and this is what I found out. Dooley is absolutely (c.)_________. This was up in the air until (d.)______. Now, regarding Gruden, (e.)________. I think it is absolutely time too! Dooley has (f.) _______ and deserves this. You can look for an official announcement (g.)________. Of course everyone in the media will continue to deny this because (h.)____. And before anyone brings up the Randy Shannon thing I said last year, (i.)_______
a. TIFWIW
a. ask anybody who played for UT in the 90's about me.
a. believe me or not. I really don't care.
b. talking to a booster
b. talking to a friend who knows a booster
b. Gruden's agent
b. someone who knows how to pronounce the name of Gruden's agent
b. talking to (insert a Gruden relative)
c. going to be our coach next year
c. out after the South Carolina game
c. out after the Kentucky game
d. we lost to Mississippi State
d. he got in a shouting match with Hart
d. he called Bray and Hunter pansies
d. we lost to Alabama
d. he coached his first game
d. the AD ran out of money.
e. he is currently in negotiations.
e. he is going to coach the Eagles next year.
e. he will never leave Tampa
e. he is happy at ESPN
e. it is a done deal. Signed, sealed and delivered.
f. tried to bail on us for UNC and violated his contract
f. rebuilt this roster and has improved the team.
f. Mike Shula written all over him. Gruden is our Saban.
f. screwed the pooch
g. On MNF, as Gruden wears an orange tie.
g. After the season, when Dooley wins out.
g. After South Carolina beats us.
g. as soon as possible, so Gruden can assemble a top 5 recruiting class.
h. They are puppets of the AD
h. They are sheep
h. They hate the vols.
h. They are out of the loop.
h. They are Grudenites.
i. Dooley's ego screwed that in the 11th hour, and everybody knows that.
With great power comes great responsibility... go.