Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[Volzonya]

If she left you tomorrow, would you lose your mind?

If she left me she would be taking about a hundred grand in debt with her, so there's that.

 

[Weezer]

I'd have a few bad days, then go right back to looking for the wrong women.

 

[Volzonya]

Beeeeeeeeer gawtdayumit!

 

[Volzonya]

The greatest weakness of man is woman. On the flip side, they can also be our greatest strength.

The greatest weakness of some men is letting their inability to keep a certain woman stop them from ever securing the capture of another.

 

[Volzonya]

Just got my first pair of glasses with progressive lenses. That, coupled with sodypops and Jameson, is gonna make swerve dis evenin.

 

[apevol]

I've never really freaked out over a girl. I've never understood the sky is falling emotional response to losing or being rejected by women. Do the math and move along.

Let a girl wreck me for a very long time when I was young. Still get broken up if I get treated unwell, but not for very long, and I've done more damage to others than Ive had done to me ever since.

 

[Volzonya]

Let a girl wreck me for a very long time when I was young. Still get broken up if I get treated unwell, but not for very long, and I've done more damage to others than Ive had done to me ever since.

I certainly can understand that. When I was "treated unwell" I just flushed it. Broke off all contact. They would always see me with another girl. The greatest revenge is living well so to say. Honestly, I never was the type of guy that needed relationship relevance. I was never codependent. I was looking for fun, not games.

 

[Leximax]

wbir.com | UT head coach Rick Barnes approaches 1000th game

Part I of his interview is pretty good.

 

[jb865]

ape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Volzonya]

wbir.com | UT head coach Rick Barnes approaches 1000th game

Part I of his interview is pretty good.

Game 1000 will be a tough one.

 

[Leximax]

I'm always sad, even when I'm laughing. Good luck with Chuck. Did he finally jump off the Ron Mexico merry-go-round?

Charlie’s good. He’s around here somewhere.

 

[Leximax]

Game 1000 will be a tough one.

It will be. I just appreciated the candor in his interview.

 

[Volzonya]

Charlie’s good. He’s around here somewhere.

Me and Charlie need to sync our drinking calendars. He's probably licking his wounds right now and I'm loaded for bear killin.

 

[Volzonya]

It will be. I just appreciated the candor in his interview.

Yeah. Barnes is a real dude.

 

[Volzonya]

I've given up trying to sync with ape.

 

[Leximax]

Hahaha. I’ve been under the weather. I’m no fun right now.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Me and Charlie need to sync our drinking calendars. He's probably licking his wounds right now and I'm loaded for bear killin.

Charlie is recovering. Oof, last night was a doozy. He doesn’t drink on Saturday night though because he has to work Sunday night.

 

[Leximax]

Charlie is recovering. Oof, last night was a doozy. He doesn’t drink on Saturday night though because he has to work Sunday night.

He also speaks in the third person.

 

[Charlie Kelly]

He also speaks in the third person.

Apparently, he does.

Nothing gets past you, love

 

[Volzonya]

Hahaha. I’ve been under the weather. I’m no fun right now.

Nuthin like a box of wine to soothe a sore throat...

 

[Volzonya]

Charlie is recovering. Oof, last night was a doozy. He doesn’t drink on Saturday night though because he has to work Sunday night.

Sheet dood! I work swing shift. When I'm on 3rd, I drink all Saturday night and sleep all day Sunday. Sup witcha?

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Sheet dood! I work swing shift. When I'm on 3rd, I drink all Saturday night and sleep all day Sunday. Sup witcha?

Not much. Just sitting here watching the Titans. My Packers are out of it so I’ll guess I’ll root for them. You?

 

[Volzonya]

Not much. Just sitting here watching the Titans. My Packers are out of it so I’ll guess I’ll root for them. You?

Titans bromanchu. One handed catch beetchez! Game on!

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Titans bromanchu. One handed catch beetchez! Game on!

I hope they win. But I’m not holding my breath.

 

[Volzonya]

I hope they win. But I’m not holding my breath.

Why would you? It is the titans and you are a packer. Hehe