Authorities said today a mysterious white powder was discovered today at the Vol practice facility. Urgent calls to EPA and the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta prompted officials to send investigators to ascertain the character of said powder , which they hinted might be anthrax. After testing it was found to be Goal-line chalk and they stated there would be no problem as no Vol players are likely to come close to it anyway. Coach Jones ask for a quote said "brick by brick". Puzzled reporters were seen scratching their heads.