Free Legal Advice Featuring: San Diego Vol

[Nerd-Vol]

I will be working for the prosecutor this summer. Is the death penalty for a DUI an abuse of my discretion?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

 

[SDV]

I will be working for the prosecutor this summer. Is the death penalty for a DUI an abuse of my discretion?

Not at all

 

[GBO18]

Scotty is obsessed with Tax Master guy. Creepy.

 

[SDV]

This is me

 

[SDV]

Did u see the SNL skit on this?

 

[GBO18]

Sweet belt buckle.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Greatest thread ever! !!!!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

When I pass the bar, do I get a gun and badge?

 

[BearCat204]

This guys commercials make me want to punch a kitten

 

[SDV]

When I pass the bar, do I get a gun and badge?

Get a gun if you are a family law attorney. Lots of mad ex-husbands hate their wives' lawyers. No badge

 

[SDV]

This guys commercials make me want to punch a kitten

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Tax Masters

 

[dembewbs]

dipping my pen in company ink? good idea? bad idea? go for it?

 

[SDV]

dipping my pen in company ink? good idea? bad idea? go for it?

if for raise or promotion, always acceptable

 

[95 Vol Alum]

SDV,

What's your favorite type of objection?

 

[SDV]

SDV,

What's your favorite type of objection?

Relevance

 

[GBO18]

That is my favorite too.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Mine is hookers sleeping near my cardboard box.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Relevance

Can I work for you?

 

[Jax_Vol]

SD, please say something smart sounding in lawyer talk

 

[Jax_Vol]

Can I work for you?

(pssst..SD...he qualifies as a half minority for counting purposes)

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings. I'm well educated. Well versed. I know that situations like this- real estate wise- they're very complex.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Is cunnilingus legal?

 

[Jax_Vol]

let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

test question for TRM worthiness...

In San Diego, is a hispanic considered a minority?