These are all from one coach.
"Hey son, I don't claim to know how to hunt and I don't know how to fish, but I can assure you I know football"
"Mister official, no i dont want u I want the big guy the white hat. What you do for a living cause I know it aint officiating cuz you dont do that worth a sh**."
I could put a egg between you and yall couldnt crack it
Sh*t son i'm not going to pee on your leg and tell you it's raining.
you might start at quarterback everhart...on the 5th of never!
Where's McDonald at? No, not you, the other one
You know boys; mine ain't big. You'd need a field glass to see mine.
GET OFF THE FIELD PURDELLLLL- hurt his back
Look at Buster over there that BLACK skin and that white jersey.....
DICKERSON DON'T GET BEAT DEEP SH*T SON, IF YOU GOTTA LINE UP IN THE ENDZONE DON'T GET BEAT DEEP!!!!! - this kid eventually quit
If you cant help us, dont hurt us.