Favorite Sayings...

[volfanecs]

If you rode a horse it would be side-saddle.

 

[AF_VOL]

My Drill Sergeant in basic training used to tell us when we were screwing up that we looked like a "bag of smashed a$$ holes"! I still can't exactly visualize what that would look like, but I'm sure it isn't something I want to see!

 

[motown vol 09]

These are all from one coach.
"Hey son, I don't claim to know how to hunt and I don't know how to fish, but I can assure you I know football"

"Mister official, no i dont want u I want the big guy the white hat. What you do for a living cause I know it aint officiating cuz you dont do that worth a sh**."

I could put a egg between you and yall couldnt crack it

Sh*t son i'm not going to pee on your leg and tell you it's raining.

you might start at quarterback everhart...on the 5th of never!

Where's McDonald at? No, not you, the other one

You know boys; mine ain't big. You'd need a field glass to see mine.

GET OFF THE FIELD PURDELLLLL- hurt his back

Look at Buster over there that BLACK skin and that white jersey.....

DICKERSON DON'T GET BEAT DEEP SH*T SON, IF YOU GOTTA LINE UP IN THE ENDZONE DON'T GET BEAT DEEP!!!!! - this kid eventually quit

If you cant help us, dont hurt us.