If you don't get your act together after getting kicked off your college team and you don't get your act together after going undrafted and you don't get your act together after getting cut by your first pro team, then you're probably not going to get your act together at this point, are you?
Jim Irsay's team cut a guy for a DUI...If Alanis Morissette wants to release a remix of Ironic, she could go with this one
It's like rain on your wedding day,
it's a free ride when you've already paid,
it's Irsay firing a guy for DUI,
And who would've thought? It figures.