Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I want to eat one.

So do I, just so I can **** it out and see an emu turned to ****.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Huge question: Thrasher or Ron Mexico?

 

[Thrasher865]

Is Tim Tebow the next Michael Vick?

 

[Souce]

Huge question: Thrasher or Ron Mexico?

Tough question. Maybe the toughest question of all time.

 

[possumslayer]

Do you use a bucket to ____ an emu?
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[possumslayer]

Tough question. Maybe the toughest question of all time.

aNd we wait for the answer
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Tough question. Maybe the toughest question of all time.

I refuse to answer it aloud. I'm scared my head will shrink into nothing in a vortex.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Do you use a bucket to ____ an emu?
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How else would you ___ an emu?

 

[Thrasher865]

I refuse to answer it aloud. I'm scared my head will shrink into nothing in a vortex.

Vortex schmortex!

Wait, I forgot that quotes from a porno. You probably won't get the reference.

 

[possumslayer]

I refuse to answer it aloud. I'm scared my head will shrink into nothing in a vortex.

give us a hint pooch
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[Thrasher865]

Who just killed the endzone in its prime?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Who just killed the endzone in its prime?

Gravyfart and Hobock.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Gravyfart and Hobock.

You shut your whore mouth!

 

[ego]

Was Ron one of the mentioned in the imfamous ravenheart call-out thread?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ooooooh, yeah. I think Ron harassed Gravyfart more than almost anyone there at the end.

 

[Thrasher865]

That was fun to watch from the outside, but I'm glad I was scared to post in the zone back then. That's like throwing Tyler Bray out in the 2nd quarter of the Alabama game his freshman year.

Needed to wait for calmer times.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

6/13 was the best nite of VN ever!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Are you banned from any department stores?

 

[possumslayer]

Who would call himself gravyfart?
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[Thrasher865]

Lol I think his... Or her...? name was ravenheart.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Are you banned from any department stores?

Are you a member of any law enforcement agency? If you are you should tell me. It's only fair.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Who would call himself gravyfart?
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Who would call himself "possumslayer"?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Who would call himself "possumslayer"?

A racist homosexual.

 

[possumslayer]

Scuba or snorkeling ?
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[Nerd-Vol]

Have you ever wondered what people taste like? What would they taste like?